The Goatwood Mafia are the villainous main protagonists of the video game Goat Simulator: Payday. They are a mob consists of a group of animals who broke out of the zoo, who are on a mission to rescue Pilgor from the local casino.
History[]
The mob was founded by Pilgor, who started it to gain more power, with their army consisting of Don Pastrami and fellow members Dolph Spaghetti, Valentino Salami, and Humphrey Ciabatta. This is when the mafia were at their peak, as they intimidated everyone they encountered.
After somehow recruiting the Payday Gang, the mob decided to be apart of the biggest heist in all of Goatwood. They get away with it and all become equally rich, in which they all distanced themselves from the mob to live their separate lives.
Eventually, Pilgor is imprisoned in the casino, which enrages his soldiers, eventually breaking breaking out of the zoo and commit several pranks, mostly towards the cops, to rescue him. In the end, they rescue Pilgor and continue to commit all the crimes they want.
Pranks[]
- Chocolate Factory: Near the pirate ship, a woman is selling bags of chocolate. The mob then sets the bag on fire with the help of a flaming barrel in which they then put the bag in front of a house.
- Drill For Cheese: The gang participate in another heist, where instead they go inside the bank and use three drills to open three safes, with the last one holding a piece of cheese.
- Mess with the Police: On top of the police station is a giant donut, where the mob proceeds to destroy it.
- Cops and Robbers: Inside the south-west bank, the mob betrays the Payday Gang by bringing them all to jail.
- Make Pigs Fly: The mob messes with police once again, when they attach one to four police officers to a hot air balloon before using a gas canister to make the balloon soar into the sky.
- Catastrophe: The soldiers bring 3 cats to the Kittyland Love Center, where Don goes to the new cat temple and gets catified.
- Exploding Cake!: Near Don's neighborhood is a birthday party, where the mob can then put dynamite in the cake, exploding it and disturbing the participants' peace.
- Drive in Saturday: In the desert is a drive-in movie where the mob sabotages the beamer.
- Buried Games: The mob visits the desert once again, where they use drills in order to break open a safe that contains the last copies of Sanctum 3.
- Prison Break: The Dev: Behind the police station is a jail where all of the criminals, including the dev, are imprisoned. Here, Don uses a rotor to get the dev out of there and into the casino.
- Space Cow: The mob kidnaps a cow and uses him to attract aliens to come to Earth.
- The Godmother: The game ends with the mob rescuing Pilgor, who is trapped in a safe in the manager's office at the local casino.
Members[]
- Pilgor - Founder
- Don Pastrami - Enforcer
- Dolph Spaghetti - "The Dolphin"
- Valentino Salami - "The Flamingo"
- Humphrey Ciabatta - "The Camel"
- The Payday Gang (formerly) - Associates
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