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The History of The Judge from the 2021 Mobile Video Game of The Same Name
Biography[]
Past[]
Nothing much is known about The Judge's past, but it is commonly known that to become a US Judge, they must:
- Obtain a bachelor's degree.
- Attend and graduate from law school.
- Pass the Law School Admission Test (LSAT) to get into law school.
- Pass the bar exam in the state where you want to practice law.
- Gain experience as a practicing attorney. This could involve working as a law clerk for a judge, which provides valuable experience and connections.
- Build a strong reputation within the legal community.
So that must what have happened before The Judge got his job as the head of court.
Case 1: The Case of The Killer Kid[]
| “ | Sup, Kiddo. YOU SILLY MURDERER!!! Come to court, you little piggy. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 1 |
When the judge sits in his office after getting the job, a red-haired woman walks in and introduces herself as the secetary who will be helping with his cases from now on. He demands to know what she wants and she says that "Today's case was about a kid named Billy who murdered a guy who abused his mother." The judge thanks her before ordering her to leave, but she then asks if they can go on a date after this case so they can get to know each other and he replies "Oh, sure! That's a good idea!" and she then leaves, wishing him good luck in his case. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Billy to come to court, calling him a "little piggy." before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a revolver and a combat knife that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Billy's lawyer in his officer who wants to talk with him. He orders her to make it short so that they won't waste his time. She pleads that "Billy is just a kid" and that he killed that guy to protect his mother and begs him not to send him to jail, but he shouts "Murder is murder, NOW get out of my office!". In response, she calls him cruel and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that Billy is a devil while the lawyer protested that Billy killed that guy to save his mom. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer has revealed that she brought the victim's mother to court and she tries to defend her son, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! She is a victim. It is not appropiate." The judge decided to sustain this, thinking he's right.
Billy apologizes and is confused on why he's here and the judge replies "Look, kiddo. If you lie, you will spend the rest of your life in prison." Billy agrees and the judge asks if he murdered the man, ordering him to speak up. The kid protests he's innocent, but the judge pushes him further, roaring at him "Look, I know you did it, so CONFESS it!" Billy counters that he can't prove it until he has his gun he used to shoot the man. But the judge presents it to the court and Billy was surprised, saying he hid it very well in his toybox. To punish the boy, the judge orders him to be executed.
Case 2: The Case of The Bank Robbery[]
| “ | Sup, John The Robber! Come to court ASAP, bring the money as well. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 2 |
The next day, the secetery walks into the judge's office, saying she's so glad to see him. Annoyed, he tells her to give him the case and get out. She explains that today's case is about a guy named John who robbed a bank who got away with millions of dollars. Like before, she wishes him good luck before leaving the office. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering John to come to court, calling him a "The Robber." and telling him to bring the stolen money as well before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a duffel bag of money and a robber's mask that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by John's lawyer who wants to discuss the case. The judge recognizes him as "That robber's filthy lawyer" and the man confirms it before explaining that he's related to the robbery as well and that he can give the judge a bribe if the judge would let John go. Intrested, the judge himself asks how much and the price was $2000, so he takes it and the lawyer leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter cursing at John "Damn you robber!" while the lawyer tries to deny that John was the robber. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer has revealed that she brought the a witness, a security guard of the bank. The guard tried to say that he saw that guy, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! There is no security camera footage to prove that." The judge decided to overule this, wanting to find out more. The guard explains that while he was on his night shift eating a donut, he saw John right there.
John then speaks up, telling the judge to hurry up as he has things to do, but the judge reminds John that he's met lots of 'fools' like him and orders him not to lie, so John confirms that he understands. The judge then yelled at him, accusing him of robbing a bank of The USA only for John to counter that there is no evidince to prove that as he hid the money he stole. But then, the judge shows the duffel bag to the court, much to John's shock who admits he did it and wishes he took "that job instead of robbing the bank" only for him to get executed afterwards.
Case 3: The Case of The Aggresive Hobo[]
| “ | Sup, dude. If you have a mailbox, come to court immediantly. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 3 |
The next day, the judge gets told by the secetary that she's been impressed by all his works, so the judge replies "You better learn from me." He then gets today's case which is about a homeless person named Ezekiel assaulting another person. The secetary hopes he will make good judgement before asking for their next date. The judge decides that maybe after this case, they can before the secetary leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Ezekiel to come to court, calling him a "dude." and asking if he has a mailbox, he should come to court immediantly before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a pipe and a pair of brass knuckles that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Ezekiel's lawyer, who explains that the state forcefully assigned her to the case and she wants the case the end for her paycheck immediantly. The judge suggests that she should resign if she's not going to do her job only for the lawyer to respond that "Why would I resign? I get paid from this." and asks again to end the case so she can go to other cases that have better pay. But the judge just orders her to get the hell out of his office and the lawyer leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter yelling that Ezekiel is guilty for attacking without any reason while the lawyer, bored and frustrated, asks for the case to end so she can get paid. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter then reveals he brought a witness; the man who got attacked by Ezekiel. The man starts telling his story where it starts with him walking down a street and then Ezekiel appeared and started attacking him without any reason.
Ezekiel then speaks up, apologizing for hitting the man and wasting the judge's time, but the judge was confused and says "What are you talking about?" Ezekiel tells him that "My life is a living hell, your honour. I have no money, no house and no friends." and asks for him to be sent to jail so he can live peacefully and hopes he found his pipe he used to attack the victim on purpose at the crime scene. To his amazement, the judge shows it to the court and the hobo says that he was lucky he found that. But instead of sending him to jail, the judge has him executed so he can rest in peace.
Case 4: The Case of The Hit-And-Run[]
| “ | Hey, you filthly drunk! Come to court ASAP, don't drink this time! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 4 |
The next day in the judge's office, the secetary enters and explains that today's case was about a hit-and-run, but the judge orders her to speed things up. The victim of the hit-and-run was an old lady who was on her way to a pharmacy to pick up medicine. The secetary wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jason, the defendent, to come to court, calling him a "filthly drunk." and warning him not to drink again before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bottle of alcohol and a petrol gase can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jason's lawyer. He wants to know if he gathered any evidince from the crime scene, but the judge replies that "It's none of your business." The lawyer then asks again what he found only for the judge to order him to get out. So he accepts the challenge and leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that the old lady was just picking up medicine while the lawyer says that Jason didn't see her. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought the grand-daughter of the victim. She begins to say that she misses her grandmother so much, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! It is not right to bring a child to court.", so the judge agrees with her, sustaining it.
Jason interrupts, asking if they can end the case since he has is wasted right now. The judge warns him not to lie, telling him he's under oath. Jason repeats the words of his lawyer, claiming he didn't see her and that it was an accident. But the judge asks if he's wasted, calling him a "damn killer." The man denies it, saying there's no evidince only for his bottle of alchohol to get shown in court by the judge. He was horrifed, trying to explain that it's his friend's bottle, but the judge doesn't believe him and executes him, avenging the old lady.
Case 5: The Case Of The Little Thief[]
| “ | Kid, stealing is such an evil thing. Come to court or I will drag you here myself. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 5 |
The secetery the next day says that she likes the judge's work so much she hopes he will like today's case; It's about a kid named Jimmy stealing food from a local market. She kind of feels bad for the kid, but the judge tells her "He's a thief! Don't feel sorry for him." The secetary agrees, but she still feels guilty for him before wishing him good luck in the case and leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena telling Jimmy that stealing is evil and asks him to come to court or he will drag him here before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD disc and a sandwich can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jimmy's lawyer, who's here for the case for a special reason. He orders her to speak up, so she explains that she's sure the judge got's some sense and moral in him before revealing that she's here for the case not to get paid, but because Jimmy's just a kid. She tells him that if Jimmy really did it, he probably stole some food because he was hungry. The judge scoffs "Haha! You are a fool if you aren't getting paid, I don't care." In return, the lawyer calls him an evil man and swears she will do her best before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to put him in jail, saying that "Crime is Crime!" while the lawyer tried to reason that Jimmy is just a kid and he was hungry. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; the owner of the local supermarket who Jimmy robbed from. The man stood and angrily proclaimed that Jimmy is a thief and he wants him to pay for his crimes immediantly. But the lawyer interrupts with "Objection, your honor! He is just a kid, he stole because he was hungry." The judge decides to overule her statement, so the owner continues "Your honor, crime has no age! He deserves to be in jail!"
Jimmy then speaks up, apologizing that he's here for a crime, so the judge reminds him he's under oath and that he can't lie to him. Jimmy promises he will try his best and the judge asks him "Don't waste my time and tell me: Did you steal?" In response, the kid asks what would the judge say if he was in his shoes and replies that if he did it, he was very hungry. Annoyed, the judge tells him not to waste time and confess now, but Jimmy decides to go for a no sentence. In order to prove him guilty, the judge shows the CD disc and presents camera footage of the incident. This surprised Jimmy, who asks if he is going to jail now. But he gets executed for thievery.
Case 6: The Case of The Nighttime Break-In Murder[]
| “ | Hey, old man. Come to court ASAP, unarmed please | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 6 |
The judge is again visited by the secetary, who asks him "Hey, judge. How are you, are you sleeping well these days?" This confused him, so he asks back to her what he wants with his sleep. Today's case is kind of revelent to that, according to the secetary who couldn't sleep for days after she heard of it. The judge orders her to give him the case details already; it was about a guy named Arthur 'defending' himself in his house. He was sleeping when a thief broke into his house which resulted in the guy shooting and killing the thief. The secetary wishes the judge good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Arthur to come to court, calling him a "old man" and asks him to come unarmed before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a handgun and a baseball bat can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Arthur's lawyer. He tells the judge that he's sure he will not send a guy to prison for self-defense, but the judge replies "That is none of your business." In response, the lawyer says "Ok, think fast. I hope you know your rights" and the judge asks who he thinks he is, so the lawyer answers they'll see who he really is on the courtroom before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that Arthur didn't have any right to kill the thief while the lawyer tried to reason with everyone that Arthur "was just defending himself". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; Arthur's neighbour who claims he heard the noises. He says that he was just getting ready to sleep when he heard something. It sounded like doors being forced open and the man was sure the victim broke into Arthur's house.
Arthur then speaks up, confused on why they're discussing this and that even if he did it and the thief broke into his house, he had every right. But the judge orders him to shut up and reminds him he's under oath. Arthur agrees and adds that he knows his rights as well. The judge orders him to speak up now, so the old man explains that he didn't kill him actually and if he did, it was self-defense before asking "If he was shot, then where's the gun?" To answer him, the judge presents the handgun to the courtroom, much to Arthur's shock who had originally hidden it. But he pleads with the judge to let him go since he was defending himself, but he was executed instead.
Case 7: The Case Of The Hacker's Nuclear Codes[]
| “ | Sup, NERD! Come to court ASAP, you won't be hacking anyone else. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 7 |
The judge gets visited by the secetary in his office, who adresses him as "my favorite judge". Disgusted and embarressed, he tells her to stop talking like this and orders her to give him the case and get out. Despite being frustrated at him, the secetary reveals she's got a very good case; It's about a hacker named Elliot attempting to steal secret nuclear bomb codes. She is sure the judge will like this case a lot before wishing him good luck and leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Elliot to come to court, calling him a "NERD" and tells him he won't be hacking anything or anyone else before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a laptop and a keyboard can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Elliot's lawyer, who wants to talk to him since she has some important info, but the judge only scoffs at her to get out of his office. In response, the threatens him that she tell Elliot to hack him before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter announcing to everyone that Elliot will kill all of humanity while the lawyer attempts to explain "He means no harm!". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; the suspect's father. He tells the judge that his son's just a computer addict, he just hangs out in the basement all day and plays video games, wondering how he can hack codes from there. But the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! He is actually describing a hacker." which causes the judge to sustain the statement, fearing it too.
Elliot then asks why he was sent here to court and that his friends are waiting to play together only for the judge to warn him "Young man, don't fool with me. You are under oath." Elliot agrees and the judge demands that he give him the codes right now to examine it. The young man tries to deny it, but the judge presses him futher, threatening to throw him in jail if he doesn't tell him. Elliot counters that if he doesn't speak, that means no sentence since the judge doesn't have his laptop. But he was wrong as the judge presents it to the court, still he asks if he can get a reduction in his sentence only to face execution.
Case 8: The Case of The Genocidal Mass Shooting[]
| “ | Hey, crazy. Come to court ASAP, your uniform is ready. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 8 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, asking how he is. He tells her he is fine and asks back what she has for him. She explains she has an upsetting case that is very horrible, so the judge orders her to "stop gibbering and tell me the details.". It was discovered to be a mass shooting where the criminal named Graham just rushed out onto a street and killed everyone he saw. According to the secetary, he might be mentally ill. She then wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Graham to come to court, calling him "crazy" and informs him his jail uniform is ready before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a AK-47 Assault Rifle and a single bullet can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Graham's lawyer. He orders him to speak fast as he's busy with work. The lawyer tells the judge that everything is a misunderstanding; Graham was just one of the victims who disarmed the attacker and got the gun. The judge doesn't believe him or "his lies", so the lawyer hopes he comes to an understanding before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter muttering to herself that Graham better not have any guns on him while the lawyer tries to reason with everyone that Graham is one of the victims. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; the witness was there the day the shooting happened. He starts explaining that he was drinking tea on his apartment balcony when he saw 'Graham' come out of nowhere and started shooting everyone. The man pleads with the judge "I am so scared of him, please put him in jail!"
Graham interrupts, saying everyone misunderstood only for the judge to snap back at him "Graham, don't fool with me. You are under oath." Graham agrees and the judge orders him to start talking or he will send him to jail right now. The 'shooter' tells him that he was there, but he was running from the attacker, not being the attacker before saying that there is no proof to suggest Graham is the shooter. The judge decides to show the AK-47 to everyone in court, shocking Graham (who tried to hide it in his home) who gets executed afterwards.
Case 9: The Case of The Makeup Stealing[]
| “ | Hey, Emily. Shoplifting is bad. Come to court now. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 9 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, asking how he is. He tells her he is fine and asks back what she has for him. She explains that today's case is about some teenager named Emily who atttempted to shoplift for makeup products. The cashier says she caught her in the act, so the secetary tells the judge he might expect Emily in court and wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Emily to come to court now while telling her that shoplifting is very bad before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD Disc and a purple lipstick can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Emily's lawyer. She explains to him that Emily was looking for some eyeliner because her mother won't let her use her own makeup products and asks if the judge would be open-minded for this case. In response, he scoffs "Do I look like I care? Crime is crime." She ignores him and leaves for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter asking everyone "If everyone shoplifts, why would we need money?!" while the lawyer tries to explain that Emily just needed some eyeliner. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; a cashier at the shop. She explains that she came her voluntarily and that Emily stole it because she needed eyeliner, so out of all the crimes out there, this one's not that bad. But the prosecuter interrupts, telling the judge "Objection, your honor! Crime is crime, she must pay for it!" The judge decided to sustain him for his rightful statement.
Emily then calls out to the judge, saying that this case is ridiculous. But the judge tells her to shut up and reminds her she's under oath. Emily wasn't that sure and explains she will try to tell the truth, so the judge asks her "Speak UP, you little thief. Why did you steal?" Annoyed, the teen proclaims she is little and replies that she didn't steal anything and the judge doesn't have proof to suggest otherwise. She was, of course, wrong as the judge presents the CD disc and presents camera footage of her stealing. Surprsied, she said that she checked all the cameras to make sure she was unseen. To punish her, the judge has her executed.
Case 10: The Case of The Pizza Poisoning[]
| “ | Hey, dude. Come to court ASAP, bring some food as well. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 10 |
In the judge's office, he gets asked by the secetary if he often eats food in a restaraunt. Confused, he asks her what she's talking about. She explains that "After this case, you won't be eating..." only for the judge to tell her to give him the case already. It's about a restaraunt chef named Mike who nearly poisoned all the customers in the restaraunt for an unknown reason. The secetary wishes the judge good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Mike to come to court now, calling him a "dude" and asking him to bring some of his food before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a squeezable bottle and a frying pan can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Mike's lawyer. He admits to him that Mike's not a great cook, but he wouldn't poison anyone on purpose, but the judge counters by asking "Who are you to decide on that?" The lawyer agrees before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing Mike of poisoning on purpose while the lawyer tries tells everyone that Mike didn't do anything about that. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; a cook that works for Mike. He reveals that he hates Mike because he serves everybody microwaved food, he doesn't care. One day, he found out that Mike was adding a new ingredient. The cook was sure that the "ingredient" was the poison.
Mike then speaks up, saying that his customers are greedy and they don't appreciate the 'great food' he makes only for the judge to reply "Do I look like I care? You are under oath." Mike agrees and asks if he knows he didn't poison them on purpose, but the judge asks back what type of poison he used. The head chef denies it, telling the judge "It must be from the previous food they ate" and that there's no proof to suggest he's guilty. The judge proves him wrong as he presents the squeezable bottle to the court. Mike was confused, asking why he brought the secret ingredient here and the answer for him was execution.
Case 11: The Case of The Religous Child-napping[]
| “ | Hey there, you pedo! I know you kidnapped and molested minors, asshole! You're gonna rot in jail! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 11 |
The secetary rushes into the judge's office, exclaiming that she has a terrifying case. Disturbed by her behaviors, he tells her "Woah, woah, calm down. What's the case?" The secetary reveals that the case is about Copper Sulivan, a Vatican Priest who opened a TikTok account and used it to lure children to his church. He locked them up in his secret chamber and...the secetary couldn't say it as it was horrifying. But she's sure the judge will put justice before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Sulivan to come to court now, calling him a "pedo" and "asshole" and telling him he knows he kidnapped and molested children, so he's gonna rot in jail for that before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a phone and a beanie can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Sulivan's lawyer, much to his surprise. He asks if she's actually defending this 'pedo'. She explains that "My client is innocent. Those children just went into the church on their own and got lost." only for the judge to finish it with "Yeah, right...and deliberately locked themselves in." In response, the lawyer calls him biased against religon before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge "Send this rapist to rot in prison!" while the lawyer tries tells everyone that the children got lost and that Sulivan happened to be there by accident. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a tourist. He claims that he overheard Sulivan taking the children into a dark room for a 'magic trick'. He suspected something was wrong, so he followed them, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! He broke the law by tresspassing! Arrest the witness!" Needing more evidince, he overrules it and orders the tourist to continue. He hid inside the dark room and what he saw was Sulivan touching them, saying that he's doing a magic trick.
Sulivan then speaks up, denying that he touched them and that the children just asked for directions. But the judge doesn't believe him and asks if he would lie under oath, so he can only tell the truth. Sulivan agrees, adding that "God knows. I tell the truth", so the judge tests him by asking "What does your god say about molesting minors?" The old priest denies anything, saying there's no proof. The judge decides to bring the phone to show some of the photos. Sulivan was shocked, confessing it so, but tells the judge that he only wanted to do some 'magic'. The judge has him executed for lying and molesting.
Case 12: The Case of The Pizza Assault[]
| “ | Is it so difficult to distinguish a human hand from a pizza? You mutiliated your victim with a pizza cutter! We expect you in the court. Without pizza cutters, please... | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 12 |
The next day, the judge gets notified by the secetary with one last case before his lunch. He accepts the challenge and the case is actually related to their case. See, Jovanni Pepperoni, a vivid pizza lover and famous Italian critic, cut off a chef named Marciano's fingers with a pizza cutter because he was served a pineapple pizza, which he considers desrespectful to the pizza craft. The secetary wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jovanni to come to court, asking if it's difficult for him to tell the difference between a human hand and a pizza and telling him that he injured Marciano with a pizza cutter before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a pizza cutter and a chef's glove can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jovanni's lawyer. He asks him to come back later since he's on a lunch break. The lawyer ignores him and explains that "My client didn't assault anyone. Marciano did it to himself to frame Jovanni, because Jovanni gave his restaraunt a bad review" only for the judge to snap back at him "Which part of 'I'm having a lunch break.' you didn't understand?" The lawyer doesn't answer and decides to leave for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Jovanni a "goddamn physcopath" and ordering the judge to lock him up while the lawyer says that "It's not the first time pizza restaraunt owners are trying to diminish my client's legitimatcy." The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; one of the clients. He explains that he was there eating his lasagna with ketchup and tries to tell what happened, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! You won't take someone seriously who eats lasagna with ketchup, will you?!?" The judge answers by overruling this, so the client continues with him seeing Jovanni picking up a pizza cutter and slicing off 3 of Marciano's fingers.
Jovanni then speaks up, trying to justify that Marciano is such an amateur and he'd bet that Marciano would even cut off his own fingers, but the judge warns him to not fool with him and that he's under oath. Jovanni agrees and the judge tells him to confess now. Jovanni replies that "Don't be ridiculous...prove it if you can!!!" Accepting the challenge, the judge shows the pizza cutter to the jury, much to Jovanni's shock . He confesses it and asks who would even put pineapple on pizzas, calling it an insult to the ancient craft. In response, the judge executes him for that.
Case 13: The Case of The Bleach "Promise"[]
| “ | Hey there, you murderer! Don't tell me you didn't know bleach would kill them! Come to the court. We will end your preaching once and for all. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 13 |
The judge gets asked if he believe in angels by the secetary, so he just orders her to skip to the case already. The secetary says that today's case is a popular cult leader named Josiah The Pure, as they call him, convinced a hundred of his followers to drink bleach. He promised that they would leave this corrupt world and become angels. The secetary herself wasn't sure if Josiah was right about them becoming angels, but they did leave this world. She then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Josiah to come to court, calling him a "murderer" and dares him to tell him that he didn't know that bleach would kill them, so he must come to court so the law can put an end to his preaching once and for all before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bleach dispensing bottle and a strped necktie can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Josiah's lawyer, who turns out to be religous as well. She explains that her client didn't murder anyone. "He purified their souls and turned them into angels!" She told him. The lawyer then offers the judge a deal, but the judge tells her to get out of his office. In response, she calls him close-minded and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Josiah a "mass murderer" and asking the jury to think of all the innocent victims he brainwashed into suicide while the lawyer announces that Josiah is a saviour and begs everyone to listen to him so he can save The Earth. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; one of the cultists. She begins by saying that Josiah promised them it would be a personal coaching, but it turned out to be a cult of mindless worshippers. The lawyer interrupts suddenly interrupts with "Objection! She is insulting Josiah's followers!" The judge overrules it, wanting to find out more about the incident. The cultist continues, explaining that Josiah brainwashed them into drinking bleach, claiming it would purify their souls. She tried to warn them, but it was too late.
Josiah then speaks up, telling the judge "I didn't kill anyone. I showed them the truth.", but the judge warns him not to play stupid games since he's under oath. Josiah agrees and tries to explain that he didn't give them bleach, he just told them hold to purify their souls only for the judge to ask "Who are you trying to fool? You gave them bleach." In response, Josiah counters that he can't prove it, but the bottle of bleach gets shown to court by the judge, much to his shock. He confesses he did it, but exclaims that the people are in heaven now, their souls are pure of sin and corruption. His claims were denies by the judge via execution.
Last Case: The Case of The Game Dungeon Lock-Up[]
| “ | Hey, little punk. Say goodbye to your followers. You think locking your mom in the basement is cool?! Get off your computer and bring your ass to court, ASAP! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 14 |
The secetary visits the judge and asks if he plays video games. He answers no since he's busy solving cases before asking what's today's case about. The case is about Jimmy Poo, a popular streamer who locked his mom in the basement all because she refused to listen that you can't pause an online game and attempted to shut it down while he was streaming. The secetary is sure the judge will make the right choice before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jimmy to come to court, calling him a "little punk" and asks if he thinks locking his mom in the basement was cool and tells him to "get off the computer and bring your ass to court, ASAP!" before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bunch of keys and some headphones can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jimmy Poo's lawyer, causing him to wonder if Jimmy actually pays his lawyer. The lawyer states that Jimmy was in the middle of streaming, millions of followers watching him while his mom kept on calling him downstairs, ultimate resulting in her attempting to shut down Jimmy's stream and in turn, he locked her in the basement. After hearing this, the judge scoffs "So what? Children need to respect their parents." and the lawyer responds that parents need to respect their children too before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter teling everyone "You can't put your followers above your family!" while the lawyer attempts to explain that Jimmy is a popular streamer with millions of followers, so everyone can't ignore that. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; one of the followers watching Jimmy's recent stream. He starts his story when he was watching Jimmy do a dungeon raid when his mom called him downstairs. Jimmy tried to tell his mom he can't pause, but she kept calling. The prosecuter interrupts suddenly with "Objection! Followers can't be considered as witnesses. They may be biased!" The judge decided to sustain it as a way to prove that right.
Jimmy then announces to everyone that "Yo, yo, what's up, my fellow poopers! JimmyPoo is back! Today, we're gonna kick some asses in World of Warcraft!" only for the judge to snap him back to reality by saying that he's not in a video game, he's in court. Jimmy agrees and the judge orders him to confess his crime now, telling him he's disrespecting the court. A angry Jimmy calls him out for accusing him of "his BS" in front of his followers, but he was proved wrong as the keys to the basement were shown to court by the judge, much to his horror. He tells the judge he did it and told his mom a million times "I CAN'T STOP AN ONLINE GAME!" and asks what he was supposed to do instead. His answer was execution ordered by the judge.
Ending/Legacy[]
It's unknown what happened to the judge after that, but it is assumed that he might have continued his job or likely fired for being reckless and ordering executions despite courts not doing that today.
Secetary Dates[]
Date 1: Cafe[]
In a cafe, the secetary says the judge did very well on his last case before asking if he likes the coffee shop they're in, only for him to sarcasticly reply that "It looks like a regular shop to me." She gets confused and then asks him to tell all about himself. The judge answers that he likes punishing criminals in court. The secetary agrees and questions if he would punish her if she did something bad and he denies it as long as she doesn't do anything bad. They then said goodbye to each other, but not before the secetary asks for another date, but the judge replies he's very busy and he promises that maybe they can.
Date 2: Restaraunt[]
In a nearby expensive restaraunt, the secetary was excited that the judge would bring her here and the judge agrees before saying that they should eat right away! But then she asks if he brought anyone else or if she's special to him instead, so he answers "Nothing special, I always come here." The secetary was surprised that for such a regular place, it's wonderful and that this date is the best so far; the food is good, restraunt is classy and she's here with her boyfriend, the judge. The judge agrees and she explains that maybe next date, they can watch movies! But the judge wasn't sure because time's moving too fast, so the secetary explains they will watch it as co-workers and she's already happy on their second date and they wish each other bye.
Date 3: Home[]
At the judge's home, he and the secetary are watching movies to which she says that the current movie they're watching now is so good. He agrees, saying it's "his favorite movie" The secetary realizes that they both watch movies and she had a great night so far, but the judge can't say the same. She asks how they can make it better and he changes the topic, saying "I think you should go. It's late." She agrees, but not before asking if she can use his shower first. Shocked, he refuses her and tells her to leave ASAP. In response, she decides to go, but she calls him very rude and they bid each other goodbye.
Date 4: Prison[]
The secetary was arrested and put in jail for unknown reasons, so the judges decides to go visit her to get some answers. He asks what she did, saying he's very disappointed. She apologizes and asks for help to get out, but the judge tells her that "If you weren't working for me, I would have left you right here!" The secetary pleads him not to before explaining what she did; she was hanging out with her friends at a cafe when her ex-boyfriend walked in and started swearing, saying to her that he is with a super hot mdel right now and "she's so much better" than her. The judge tells her to cut it out and explain what happened after, so she replies that the ex-boyfriend continued swearing is when she got so angry and hit him. He went to the police, charged her with assault and she is in prison now! The judge sees this as a well-deserved punishment for her and tells her to deal with the situation herself before leaving. The secetary became angry and she tries to remind him "I thought you liked me!" to no avail.
Date 5: Secetary's Home[]
This time, the secetary invites the judge to her home and asks if he likes it as they were having dinner. He just replies "Of course! It's great." She agrees, but wishes it could be better, but it is what it is. The secetery then asks "I know I asked a lot of questions, but...What do you think of my cooking skills? Did you like the food?" and the judge answers that it's decent for him. She was happy still as she was afraid he wouldn't like it and then proceeds to confess something: They are spending more and more time together and she feels like they're either friends or colleagues and asks the judge what they really are only for him to think "Hmm...I think we are just 2 colleagues hanging around." She agrees and tells him she's a shy person before changing the topic, saying that they are done with dinner and asks what they should do now. In response, he thanks her for dinner and that he has to get home and rest for work tommorow. The secetetary confirms she has work too tommorow and wishes they slept together tonight, but they bid each other goodbye.
Date 6: Library[]
The two colleagues were relaxing in the library, the secetary reading a good book and commenting that it's good. The judge orders her to be silent as he's working. She apoligizes and asks what he's working on, so he answers "What could it be? Preparing for the next case!" She tells him he doesn't need to work on that, calling him a natural before stuttering again. She thinks she's a bad flirter and decides to play a truth and dare game because she's bored. The secetary chooses dare and the judge, seizing a chance for work, says "I dare you to be quiet and work!" Saddended, the sectary asks if they should go to her place instead, suggesting they can work there or have some fun, but the judge warns her to be quiet one last time before deciding to leave in frustration. In response, she says he's hard to pick up and that she should pick up a book about how to pick up a judge, but the judge leaves the library without a word.
Special Cases[]
Special Case 1: OJ Simpson[]
| “ | Hey, loser. You will go to prison. I will be the last judge you will ever see. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 1 |
Back in his office, the judge gets told by the secetary that he's going to see a famous celebrity, OJ Simpson on court for killing his ex-wife and her friend. He assures her he's got this before telling her to leave and she does so, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering OJ to come to court, calling him a "loser." and saying he will go to prison for what he's done before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was visited by OJ's lawyer in his officer who explains that he doesn't have evidince and that OJ's innocent. He snaps back at her that he's gonna make that desicion and not her. She then asks "You know who I am? I can destroy your life!", but the judge swears that "I will crush you and your guy in court!" In response, she says that they will see who he really is and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing OJ that he did indeed kill his ex-wife and her friend while the lawyer tried to explain that those claims are false. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness, who is a friend of his ex-wife's friend. The friend explained that OJ and his wife fought a lot when they married and that he hated her boyfriend.
OJ then speaks up, saying that he has been court for a long time and protests to the judge that he's innocent, only for the the judge to order him to shut up and remind's him that he's under oath. The celebrity confirms that he already knows that and his rights. So the judge asks him "Tell me about your wife, you murderer!" OJ, becoming upset, tells him not to call him a murderer again before proceeding to confess that he loved her at the start, but during the last days of their marriage is when the fighting began. This causes the judge to realize that what happened next is he killed her and her boyfriend, but the man replies that he just punched him in the face and he hated them both so much he killed them, but he pleads that what he said was mistaken and that he didn't kill them before pleading the judge not to send him to jail only to get executed instead.
Special Case 2: Derrek The Police Man[]
| “ | Hello, filthly murderer! Come to court ASAP, I hate bad cops like you! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 2 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, sadly telling him of a heatbreaking case today. He tells her to leave out the unessecary stuff and give him the imporant details; it was a murder that took place during an arrest. The victim was arrested on suspicion of using a counterfeit $20 bill and the police officer named Derrek who arrested him knelt at the victim's neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds and killed him in an unknown method. The secetary was so upset that she says to the judge that she's sure he will make the right choice and wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Derrek to come to court, calling him a "filthly murderer." and a bad cop before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a police baton and a CD Disc that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Derrek's lawyer who asks if it's legal that a judge can send a police officer to jail only for the judge to reply "A police officer? You mean, a murderous, dirty cop?" The lawyer answers that the guy's got the government with him and that he thinks the judge knows what he needs to do now. The judge then insults the guy by shouting that "I am the government" and that the lawyer and the cop can go to hell. In response, the lawyer warns him to watch his words before leaving the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter wishing that Derrek can go to hell while the lawyer tried to explain that what happened was an accident. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness, who is a bystander who was at the time of the incident. The civillain claims that he saw some police officers arresting a civillain and that although the civllian expressed more than once, he had difficulty breathing because Derrek did not take his knee from the man's neck.
Derrek then interrupts, saying that he was just doing his job and that the victim was dangerous, so he had to make sure everyone was safe. The judge replies that he has evidince and he can rot in jail for all he cares. The police officer pretended to act confused, saying there was no one else that saw the incident and asked how he was gonna prove it, so the judge presented the CD disc of camera footage and showed it to the court. This shocked Derrek, explaining he hid it and tells the judge he was just doing his job and asks to be let go, but he instead faced a brutal death from execution.
Special Case 3: Mike Tyson[]
| “ | Hey, filthly boxer! I hate sportsmen who doesn't respect the law! You can continue fighting in jail. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 3 |
Today's case was featuring the most popular boxer in the court: Mike Tyson! The secetary reveals she loves that guy only for the judge to tell her to just give him the details. So, Mike and his girlfriend were walking together when a 5-member boy group approached them and started harrassing them. The boxer ignored them at first, but then one of them insulted his girlfriend, leading him to beat them all up single-handedly. The secetary describes him as a tough guy, but the judge counters "I'm stronger, man! Give me the case!" and she does before leaving, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Mike to come to court, calling him a "filthly boxer" and saying he can continue beating up people in jail before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a boxing glove and a pair of brass knuckles that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Mike's lawyer. She calls his office great and the judge agrees before ordering her to speak. The lawyer explains that "Mike Tyson was just trying to defend his girlfriend" and she knows boxers shouldn't get into fights, but those guys were bad and the judge himself would do the same if he were in Mike's shoes. He himself agrees "Of course I would! You got nothing to worry about." She thanks him before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter saying that boxers can't fight in public while the lawyer tried to say that "The group started the fight, so it's legal". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a man who watched the fight. He announces that he was walking down the street and then he saw everything happen, saying he "watched the fight for free!"
Mike then introduces himself, telling the judge to be fair with him. But the judge claims "What do you mean? I'm always fair! You are under oath!" Mike agrees and the judge starts interrogating him about the fight. The boxer recaps the events of the crime and asks what he should've done instead of fighting them to protect her. The judge proclaims he doesn't care and that he's guilty, but Mike counters he doesn't have proof, so he can't send him to jail. But the judge brings out a boxing glove, much to the boxer's shock, who gets executed afterwards.
Special Case 4: John Wick[]
| “ | Hey, pooper! You should have collected that poop! Prison will be your new home! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 4 |
John Wick, a famous actor, was accused for litter and tresspassing when he was walking his cute dog, the dog pooped on a rich man's yard, causing the rich man to scream while Jon tried to pick up the poop. The secetery informs the judge of this and calls the rich man a prick for that, but the judge disconfirms this, saying "Prick? Watch your words, he is right." But the secetary just leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering John to come to court, calling him a "pooper" and telling him that he should've collected that dog's poop, but prison can be his new home before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was John's lawyer, who has just seen the secetary walk past and said she's hot to him only for the judge to warn him that her heart belongs to him only. The lawyer apoligizes before saying that the case is just ridiculous and that the rich guy is a prick because according to him, "the dog just pooped!" before asking if it's necessary for court. The judge agrees "The man is right! John is going to jail..." The man curses him before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling John a filthy man and pooper while the lawyer commented that "The whole thing is like a comedy film!" The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer revealed he brought a witness; a gardener of the rich man. The garderner explains he saw everything happen from where he was, but tells the judge that he loves John's movies and pleads with him not to send him to jail.
John then announces that "Hi, judge. You are more famous than me! I love your work.", but the judge tells him to get over himself and reminds him he's under oath. John simply agrees and the judge orders him to start talking. John recaps the events of the incident before explaining that he doesn't have anything to say for himself, but he was gonna clean it and the rich man was just being rude. The judge insults him "I don't give a poop, you are going to prison!" The actor counters that he doesn't have proof and he can't send him to jail, but he gets executed anyway.
Special Case 5: Michael Jackson[]
| “ | Hey, sicko. I hate guys like you. You will like prison a lot. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 5 |
The secetary informs the judge that the famous singer, Michael Jackson, has some serious accusations against him. The judge asks "What did he do?" and it's revealed that he was sued for abusing, molesting and intoxicating children. There were some trials against him, but they all dropped. The secetary is sure he can decide the right choice only for the judge to shoo her away. So she wishes him good luck and leaves. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Michael to come to court, calling him a "sicko" and confessing that he hates guys like him and he will like prison a lot before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was Michael's lawyer, who wants to discuss about something. He asks her what it is and she replies while his reputation is well known (she knows that very well), this case has been brought up, no convictions were given every time. "Why would this time be any different? She asks. He answers that "You will learn that my courtroom is different." The lawyer doesn't think so and decides to leave for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter insulting Michael's songs while the lawyer told everyone that they've been through this a lot and wants it to end. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; Michael's sister. She explains that while she loves his brother, but she can't stay silent against the accusastions and that she saw the evidince to prove he's guilty and believes that's the truth.
Michael interrupts, confused on why they're still on this, but the judge orders him to shut up and reminds him he's under oath. Michael says he understands, so the judge tells him to start talking now. Michael starts by saying he likes hanging out with children, not abusing them and that he wants peace, not to get sued over and over again. He says that the judge will let him go like in the previous trials before him, but the judge has him executed.
Special Case 6: Deadpool[]
| “ | Hey, douchebag! You think you can just shoot people and behave like that in front of kids? Bring your ass to court, ASAP! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 6 |
The judge gets visited by the secetary who asks him to guess his next case, but he orders her to tell him already as he doesn't have time. The case went out like this; Deadpool broke into a toy shop and killed a bunch of thugs and then he behaved inappropiatly in front of children in the store. Next, he sat on the thugs' faces and left swearing while the children saluted him. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Deadpool to come to court, calling him a "douchebag" and telling him that what he did there was very inappropiate and telling him to "bring his ass to court" before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a Uzi Machine Pistol and a halloween mask that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Deadpool's lawyer, who says that his client just saved a toy shop from a robbery. But the judge was shocked that he was "Glorifying a criminal? Get out of my office!" The lawyer decides to leave, but not before giving advice to "watch his shoes".
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Deadpool rude, offensive and a "terrible example for children" while the lawyer tries to explain that Deadpool is a superhero and he stops crime. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; a worker at the toy shop. She tells the judge that the group of thugs wanted to rob the shop, but Deadpool came and "saved us all by shooting them!", but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection! She is clearly sympathizing him! His behaviour was unacceptable.", so the judge decides to sustain it, feeling the same thing.
Deadpool interrupts, asking the judge "The hell you want from me?" only for the judge to warn him to watch his words and that he's under oath, so he must speak the truth. Deadpool agrees and the judge questions on the killings at the toy shop, but the superhero tells the judge he can go to hell and that he didn't do it since there's no evidince, but the judge presents his Uzi Machine Pistol, much to Deadpool's horror, but he tries to explain that he's a superhero stopping bad guys only for the judge to ignore and execute him.
Special Case 7: Gordon Ramsey[]
| “ | Hey, Gordon. What's cooking? Let me speak your language! Bring your ass to court! You can continue cooking and swearing in prison! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 7 |
The secetary arrives before the judge to announce that the case today has the best chef in court, so the judge orders her to give him the name. It was revealed to be Gordon Ramsey (Popular with his swearing) who swore 243 times on his last show, 187 of them were the F-word! He's in court today because he cursed at another chef...because she failed to cook the meat properly. He said that the meat was so 'RAW' that it was still mooing. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, the judge writes a subpoena ordering Gordon to come to court, saying he can speak the chef's language too before telling him to "bring his ass to court" and that he can continue cooking and swearing in jail before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was visited by Gordon's lawyer. He was surprised to see her, asking "Are you gonna swear at me too?" She denies it and explains that Gordon was always swearing, but he doesn't mean any harm. "He just wants to serve his customers perfectly." The lawyers tells him before questioning if the judge would eat that raw meat too. He answered that professionals don't swear and that Gordon deserves to be in prison. In response, she accepts the challenge and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to put Gordon in jail to rot while the lawyer says she bets that no one would like to eat that raw meat, so Gordon's innocent. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; a cook at Gordon's restaraunt. He explains that he supports Gordon because that chef didn't even cook the meat and the meat was supposed to cook medium well, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection! Of course he will support Gordon because he's on his team!". The judge sustains it without error.
Gordon then speaks up, declaring he is not denying anything and that he swore at that chef that is not false only for the judge to remind him "Hey, here is not kitchen! I'm the ruler here!" Gordon agrees and the judge announces that he will decide the chef's fate and Gordon will swear no more. Without hesitation, the celebrity chef surrenders before telling him to recap his story, even though everyone knows what happened: It was the busiest day in the restaraunt and the customers were "very important people". The kitchen was a very stressful enviroment and on top of that, one of the chefs served a customer uncooked meat. Gordon confesses he was responsible because he was the head chef, so he couldn't help it and verbally abused the cook because all he wanted was customer satisfaction. The judge orders him executed into human flesh meat in turn.
Special Case 8: Kim-Jong Un[]
| “ | Hey, Kim. Need a fitness coach? You think you can just kill your own people and eat what you want? I hope you starve to death in prison! (NOTE: He didn't actually write that; the game itself had "You think you can just shoot and behave like that in front of kids?" from Deadpool, implying it's an typo/error from the developers. I just made that part 'You think you can just kill your own people and eat what you want?' up) |
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| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 8 |
The most bizzare crime today was about the North Korean dictator Kimg-Jong Un who killed millions of his people and ate all their supplies of food. So the secetary informs the judge of this, but he didn't sound surprised. She explains that while it may sound weird, Kim actually did it and a huge part of his nation died of famine, yet he got a few more kilos on his face. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena asking Kim if he needs a fitness coach first before scolding him for not caring for his people and that he will starve in prison before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was visited by Kim's lawyer. He asks if the dictator's paying or forcing him to defend him. The lawyer ignores him and explains that "Kim is the best ruler in the world. His nation loves him. He is powerful and he can return a favor." Shocked and horrified at the lawyer for trying to bribe him, the judge orders him to get out of his office. In response, the lawyer warns him to watch his words as Kim can destroy him before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to "Send this dictator to jail! Topple his statues!" while the lawyer attempts to explain that the accusations against Kim are preposterous and he would never do such a thing against his people. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The proseucter reveals she brought a witness; one of Kim's servants. He begins to speak, but the lawyer immediantly interrupts with "Objection! Servants aren't allowed to speak against our surpreme leader!" Wanting to hear the servant's words, the judge overrules the statement. The servant reveals that he found out that Kim ordered his other servants to confiscate all the citizen's food and put it in his large refrigerator under his palace.
Kim-Jong Un then speaks up, furious that he would be accussed of this and that he's the Supreme Leader here, but the judge tells him that "Supreme Leader or not, you are under oath!" This made the dictator more angry, threatening to have him executed only for the judge to ask shockingly how he could kill his own people for food. Kim counters that he can't prove that, but gets executed regardless if it was true or not.
Special Case 9: Kobe Bryant[]
| “ | Sup, Prick! I hate sportsmen like you! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 9 |
The secetary vists the judge in his office, very curious about the judge's reaction for today's case. He tells her to stop talking nonsense and give him the case. It was about Kobe Bryant, a famous basketballer being charged of sexually assaulting a girl aged 19. He claims he only touched the girl and she became crazy. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Kobe to come to court, calling him a "prick" and saying he hates sportsmen like him before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD Disc and a basketball that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Kobe's lawyer, who explains that her client was just flirting with the girl, which is completely normal. The judge doesn't think so and says that he will decide if Kobe was flirting or not. Before leaving, the lawyer warns him that if anything happens to Kobe, the judge is dead for that.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to send Kobe to prison while the lawyer attempts to tell everyone that Kobe was only flirting with the girl. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; the girl that Kobe harrassed. She starts his story by saying that they met and started talking with a nice conversation, but he started flirting only for her to reject him and she tried to walk away, but he pursued her. So she got scared and ran away. The girl hopes she wins the case and get compensation from Kobe, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! She is clearly trying to earn money from Kobe!" Not believing her, the judge overrules it. The girl agrees she would get money, but because Kobe harrassed her after all.
Kobe interrupts, telling the judge he has a match tonight and he can't be late. The judge warns him to watch his words and reminds him being under oath, so he must speak the truth. The basketballer explains that the girl must be crazy and lying and that he just wanted to flirt with her only for the judge to quesiton him "Why can't you accept that everyone has a right to reject you?!" In response, the basketballer says that he never pursued to flirt withthe girl after she rejected him, but this was proved to be a lie as the judge presents a CD disc and presents camera footage to the jury. Kobe was shocked, saying he looked like a criminal on the screen. But he confesses her only ran after her because he wanted to apoligize, but the judge doesn't believe him and has him killed.
Special Case 10: Darth Vader[]
| “ | Hey, Sith Lord. Still alive, are you? Billions of people died on that planet. Their blood is on your hands! We expect you in court. No laser sticks, please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 10 |
The Judge finds out from the secetary that he's going to have some meddle in "intergalctic affairs", so he orders her to tell her the case already. The case was about Darth Vader, the powerful Sith Lord who is allied with The Galatic Empire who also destroyed an entire planet with The Death Star. The secetary wishes him good luck and leaves, but not before wishing that Earth won't suffer the same fate. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Darth Vader to come to court, calling him by his title before telling him that billions of people died on that planet and their blood is on his hands before asking him to come to court without his 'light stick' before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a remote controller and a lightsaber that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Vader's lawyer. He wonders why Darth Vader would need a lawyer anyway as the lawyer tells him that Darth Vader is also a judge, saying that "Destroying that planet was a punishment for their crime...". But he totally understands the judge's position and wants to make a deal. Not trusting him, the judge replies "We do not negiotiate with Sith Lords" and the lawyer threatens him that he will face the Galatic Empire's wrath before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter declaring that they don't obey the Empire on Earth while the lawyer attempts to tell everyone "My client acted according to the law!". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; a stormtrooper who went rogue and decided to speak up. He was angry that he saw death and destruction so he couldn't stand it any longer. But the lawyer interrupts with "Objection! This clone isn't even a human being. You can't take him seriously." The judge overrules it, allowing the stormtrooper to continue as he explains that while they were on The Death Star, Vader forced him to press the button to fire the laser. When he refused, Vader did it himself and tried to kill him.
Darth Vader furiously interrupts, telling the judge not to test his paitence and that he has the high ground only for the judge to remind him he's under oath and that he must speak truth. This made Vader more angry, saying "My oath within the Empire alone. Die!!!" but the judge mocks him by insulting his force powers, saying they don't work here and that he can't choke force him before ordering him to confess his crimes. The Sith Lord denies killing anyone while declaring that he won't stand trial on Earth, but the judge shows him the remote controller used to fire the laser to prove him wrong, much to his surprise. Vader confesses it and warns him to bow down before the Empire before Earth meets the same fate. Thinking quickly, the judge has him executed to prevent that from happening.
Special Case 11: Donald Trump[]
| “ | Quite a spammer you are, Donald. Even Twitter servers couldn't handle your fake news. Bring your orange ass to court, ASAP! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 11 |
Today's case was involving Donald Trump, the US President, much to the judge's shock who asks the secetary who told him this what Donald did this time. It was discovered that Donald made so much spam on Twitter that it made the servers crash. The secetary thinks that it's part of his master plan for the upcoming elections before she wishes the judge good luck on this case and leaves. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Donald to come to court, calling him a "spammer" and saying that even Twitter servers couldn't handle Trump's lies and orders him to "bring his orange ass to court" before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a laptop and a yellow hair wig that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Donald's lawyer, who explains "Listen, Mr. Trump is a very important person" and that his followers need him free before she asks if they can settle it between them only for the judge to kick her out for attempted bribery. In response, she tells him he made a terrible mistake before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing Donald of spamming on purpose since the servers couldn't handle a lot of spams while the lawyer tries to explain that the servers were unstable and it wasn't Donald's fault. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a hacker who got hired by Trump. He tells the judge that Trump ordered him to hack Twitter, but the servers shut down as security measure. Despite this, Trump still refused to pay him. But the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! This witness has got a personal grudge against the accused. He isn't eligible." Wanting to find out more, the judge allows the hacker to continue. He futher reveals that Trump wanted to spread his propoganda and block the other opponents' accounts.
Trump rudely interrupts, commenting that "This is disgusting! A disgrace to our country!", but the judge warns him that he wouldn't lie if he was him since he's under oath. Trump claims he's telling the truth only for the judge to push him by saying "Just stop lying and admit your crimes. You are only making it worse." Trump says that it's fake news, but he was wrong as his laptop was shown to court by the judge. He confesses that he did because he cant think very big and that he had a plan, so he got people who can make the plan work only for it to fail as the judge executes him.