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|“||Your story moves, The Selleck, Woody. The Selleck shall give you one hundred grand because The Selleck is very rich and that's like a nickel to The Selleck but The Selleck is going to need something from you. Something The Selleck has had his eye on.||„|
|~ Tom Selleck|
Thomas "Tom" William Selleck is a minor antagonist in Paradise P.D. and Brickleberry, appearing in the crossover episode "Paradise P.D. Meets Brickleberry". He is a depiction of the famous actor of the same name, who is portrayed as a greedy, egotistical businessman who takes everything people own.
He is voiced by Dana Snyder.
In "Paradise P.D. Meets Brickleberry", Woody Johnson announced to all of his employees that Brickleberry National Park would be shutting down soon on account of his own stupidity. Apparently, he saw a reverse mortgage ad from Tom Selleck and he got suckered into putting the park up for reverse mortgage. Woody failed to pay the one hundred-thousand dollars-worth of mortgage to Tom Selleck, so his park was to be shut down soon.
Later, Malloy was kidnapped by the Poachmaster General and Woody needed to get one hundred-thousand dollars in ransom money to buy him back. He resorted to selling his cocaine yacht, and was planning on haggling every last dime out of the buyer, but his buyer, Tom Selleck, who was so good at manipulating him, that he swindled Woody into giving up the yacht for free. Steve Williams was pretty upset with Woody's poor decision making and told him to go back to him and haggle some money from him for real. Woody went back up to the man and begged for one hundred-thousand dollars. The Selleck said that he'd give him the money under one condition that he would have to give his mustache to him, something Woody agreed to.
Another reverse mortgage ad from Tom Selleck was seen on the billboard atop the Hazelhurst Titty Bar, picturing Tom Selleck with his new and improved mustache.
In "PARAD-ISIS", Tom Selleck was one of the members of International Society of Insulted Selebrities who was planning on blowing up the wedding chapel and killing off all the characters of Paradise P.D. out of anger for them making fun of him in their crossover with Brickleberry.