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I'm gunna stab you in your fat fucking neck.
~ Tuco
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Tuco is a one-time villain from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D., only appearing in the episode "Dungeons & Dragnet". He is a prisoner in the holding cell of Paradise Police Department, who has most likely been arrested for stabbing, shanking, and cutting multiple people. A deplorable action, which he still continues to do.


In "Dungeons & Dragnet", Randall noticed that the holding cell was getting pretty full and ordered Dusty to set one of the three prisoners free. These prisoners were Tuco, Marvin, and Leroy. Dusty made his decision on why to set free based on a series of his own made-up game shows. The first game show was "Felony Feud", where he asked people what they'd do when they were set free. Tuco said that when he was set free, he would stab Dusty in his neck. This answer was at the top of the board with 10 points. The next game show was "Prisoner Price is Right", where Dusty asked prisoners how much prison currency they thought a Cup'O'Noodles from the commissary cost. Tuco bet three cigarettes and a rim job. The final game show Tuco was on was "Cell's Kitchen", where he went up against Leroy. Tuco made a cupcake, where one of the ingredients was broken razor blades. He tricked Dusty into eating it, causing him to cough up blood and drop to the floor. Tuco took advantage of this and stole the keys to the prison cell and set the rest of the prisoners free, while Hopson just sat and watched. Before leaving, Tuco bid a final goodbye to Dusty by shanking his neck, just like he had promised before.

See Also

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Paradise P.D.
Randall Crawford | Bullet | Gina Jabowski | Dusty Marlow | Gerald Fitzgerald | Stanley Hopson

Legion of Dooooom
Gerald Fitzgerald | Thester Carbomb IV | Frank Flipperfist | Jerry Flipperfist | Pedro Pooptooth | Edna Dorsaldigits | Puffy the Cigarette | Pat Robertson | Harvey Weinstein | Russian Mobster | Marcos Narcos | Agent Clappers | Brett DeMarco | Jesus Christ | Flipper People | Dolphin Queen | The Kingpin

International Society of Insulted Selebrities
Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

Repeat Offenders
Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

One-Time Offenders
Terry Two-Toes | Edna Dorsaldigits | Russian Mobster | Pedro Pooptooth | Marcos Narcos | Marvin | Tuco | Leroy | General Bumfuqué | Jabowski Family | (Mr. Jabowski | Mrs. Jabowski | Cooter Jabowski | Bo Jabowski | Baby Jabowski | Granny Jabowski) | Joe Biden | Yucko the Clown | Dark Zuckerberg | Radioactive Panda | Leader of the Flipper People | Puffy the Cigarette | Jerry Flipperfist | Santa Claus | Glenda | Harvey Weinstein | Brett DeMarco | Gal-Qaeda | Kev-Man | Cory Romando | Walt Disney | Catholic Priest | Poachmaster General | Tom Selleck | The Kingpin | Polyp Man | Ninja Army | Samurai Leader | Earl | Stuffed Animal Midgets | O.J. Simpson | Chip Fuckyeah | Smart Guns | (Mr. Bang Bang | Gun of Jehovah) | Weight Watchers | Steve Harvey | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Clit-3PO | Monsters of the Forbidden Forest | Yog-Sothoth | Ginger Pedophile | Fetus | Coyotes | Buffet Bandit | Carrot Top | International Society of Insulted Selebrities