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Uzi Bazooka is the secondary antagonist in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, played by Homestar Runner, who also played fellow Dangeresque villain Stingy Relenque. He was created by Craig as his robotic servant and a clone of Dangeresque Too.
Uzi has taken Cutsey Buttons and wanted the rocket launch code from Dangeresque. As a result, he confused Dangeresque for thinking he is Dangerseque Too. He later kills Dadgereseque, the father of Dangereseque. At the moon base, Dangeresque Too attacked Uzi Bazooka so hard that Uzi revealed himself as a robot. He was later killed by Dangeresque using the diamond to pierce his CPU.