The Vancouver Coffee Barista, also known as the Coffee Guy, Das Coffee Haus owner, and other various names, is a one-time villain in Totally Spies. Das Coffee Haus, a brand new, upscale coffeehouse chain, opens its doors and becomes incredibly popular overnight. The chain's signature treat is a dip in the "Perkolator 9000", a machine that submerges patrons in a full-bodied coffee bath.
When perky patrons are suddenly reported missing, Jerry sends the girls in to investigate. What they discover is an evil barista brewing up a mighty revenge from his underground beanery/lair.
He was voiced by Dwayne Hill.
He is very uncaring, bitter and psychotic. He hates being rejected and has no mercy. He just laughs and gloats after trying to drown the girls, and tried to flood Vancouver just so "his place would be noticed", further justifying his insanity.
He has pale skin, black hair and eyes that look like they will pop out at any second. He appears to be in his 50s due to the wrinkles on his face.