Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Vogons are a powerful and hostile alien race, and the most iconic villains in Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide series. They are responsible for the destruction of Earth in the beginning of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, via a "Vogon Constructor Fleet" led by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.

In the 2005 film they were all voiced by Reece Shearsmith (who also played Edward Tattsyrup, Papa Lazarou, Bernice Woodall, Geoff Tipps and Cathy Carter-Smith in The League of Gentlemen, as well Ray, Hector, Mr. Warren and George in Inside No. 9), Steeve Pemberton (who also played Pauline Campbell-Jones and Tubbs Tattsyrup in The League of Gentlemen as well as Eddie in Inside No. 9) and Mark Gattis (who also played Hilary Briss in The League of Gentlemen as well as Richard Lazarus in Doctor Who).

Biology

Vogons are humanoid creatures standing slightly taller and much wider than an average human, and extremely ugly and unpleasant to see or smell (Ford Prefect describes them as "having as much sex appeal as a road accident"). Their domed noses rise high over their small, piggy foreheads, and their thick, green, rubbery skin makes them both waterproof and able to survive underwater indefinitely in depths up to a thousand feet deep, though in the case of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, their busy schedules never allow time for swimming.

History

The Vogons originate from their home planet of Vogsphere. As soon as they crawled out of the oceans, it is said that Evolution itself was so disgusted by the Vogons that it declared them a mistake and they never evolved again. Despite this, plus the fact that they had a malformed and misplaced liver where their brain should be, the Vogons survived to the present day through sheer thick-headed stubbornness, as well as corrective surgery.

Seemingly as an apology to existence for the creation of Vogons, the other life-forms of Vogsphere were more aesthetically pleasing, though this didn't stop the Vogons from exploiting or otherwise killing them en masse for fun and profit: sparkling jewel-shelled crabs would be smashed with mallets for their meat, breathtakingly massive trees were cut down for firewood, and dewy-eyed gazelle-like creatures were captured and sat upon (not for riding, as their spines would snap instantly under the weight of a Vogon, but they sat on them regardless). In recent years, they would develop spacefaring technology, and emigrate to the Brantisvogon star cluster, where they formed most of the Galactic bureaucracy, most notably in the Vogon Constructor Fleets (which, despite their name, patrol the galaxy demolishing planets).

After demolishing Earth, it was repaired by the dolphins. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz sought out to kill the two human beings in the universe to prevent the earth 10 million year program to find the ultimate question from being completed, as instructed by Gag Halfrunt: if the Ultimate Question was ever found, philosophers everywhere would be out of a job. As the Golgafrinchans arrived the earth, extinct some species including the cavemen and evolved to modern humans, the program was already broken. However, he did not know it. He seemingly succeeds in the fifth book, but the main characters got saved by Zephod Beeblebrox who brought them to a human colony on the planet Nano in the sixth book. He tried to destroy Nano, but was stopped by his son, Constant Mown, who likes humans.

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Other Animated Movies
Br'er Fox & Br'er Bear | Giant Magnet | Evil Clown | Merlock | Dijon | Oogie Boogie | Lock, Shock & Barrel | Bill Bluff | BluffCo Industries (Guy Graham, Bob & Bluff Agents) | Gloomius Maximus | Ivan Krank | Von Talon | Cufflingk and Underlingk | Kazar | Wildebeests (Blag) | Scab and Scraw | Vidia | Jacob Marley | Old Joe | Supervisor | Mr. Whiskers | Shelley | Were-Rat | Sea Monkeys | Mr. Burgermeister | Ripslinger | Zed | Ned | Zarina

Direct-to-video/Disneytoon Studios Sequels
Abis Mal | Sa'Luk | Forty Thieves | Maestro Forte | Jesters | Zira | Outsiders (Nuka & Vitani) | Mack McCro | Jim Bob | Supreme Commander | Morgana | Undertow | Cloak & Dagger | Bradley Uppercrust III | The Gammas | Buster | Sarousch | Pom-Pom | Tad White | Jacques von Hamsterviel | Reuben | Sparky | Leroy | Erik Hellstorm | Ashton Carnaby | Edgar Volgud | Krakken | Lil Lightning | Bandits | Mama Gunda | Uto & Kago | Marina Del Rey | Cad Spinner

Shorts, Television, Comics and Video Games
Peg Leg Pete | Old Man Tree | Phantom Blot | Skeletons | Grim Reaper | Mad Doctor | Demon Cats | Gustav the Giant | Lonesome Ghosts | Doctor Vulter | Solego the Chaos God | Arpine Lusene | Eli Squinch | Sylvester Shyster | Fantomius | Inquinator | Spectrus | Zafire | H. U. Hennessy | Jolly Roger | Witch | Pluto's Devil | Zeke Midas Wolf | Boogeymen | Captain Katt | Mortimer Mouse | Butch the Bulldog | Beagle Boys | Foxy Loxy | Ajax Gorilla | Witch Hazel | Adolf Hitler | Nazi School Teacher | Little Hans | Fat Cat | Norton Nimnul | Aldrin Klordane | Baby Thaddeus | Ratso Ratzkiwatzki | Julius | Dr. Frankenollie | Mizrabel | Miss Hendra | Huntsman | Huntsgirl | Dark Dragon | Al Roker | Chuckles | Princess Irmaplotz | Grace Goodwin | Molly | Shadow Blot | False Shadow Blot | Foxy Loxy | Goosey Loosey | Oswald Gardner | Commander Heist | Lazlo | Jordan Buttsquat | Suzi | Chip Whistler

Disney Parks
Alien | Lava Monster | Mad Hatter | Nebula Ghosts | Professor J.T. Wu | S.I.R. | Yeti (Expedition Everest) | Yeti (Matterhorn Bobsleds)

See Also
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The Hitchhiker | Kelly | Bleak | Graydon | Judge Doom | Toon Patrol (Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy & Stupid) | Thomas Perry | Gale Nolan | Richard Cameron | Howard Hyde | Walter Boyett | Zack Gregory | Philip Stuckey | Dr. Leo Marvin | Hugo Snyder | Oogie Boogie | Lock, Shock and Barrel | James "Jimmy" Shaker | Maris Conner | Malik | Cyrus Grissom | Arachnids | Raymond Calitri | Elijah Price | Orange Man | Lo Fong | Nathan Van Cleef | Daisy | Adina | Roberta | Spence | Jimmy | Dragons (Bull Dragon) | Green Alien | Nelson Rathbone | Wu Chow | Zaphod Beeblebrox | Frankie and Benjy | Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz | Vogons | Humma Kavula | Gag Halfrunt | Gene Carson | Stephanie | Zero Wolf | Middle Eye | Lionel Canter | Julian Assange | Dino Brewster | Tybalt | Fawn | Terrafirminator | Hilly Holbrook | Jerry Dandridge | Evil Ed | Roland | Bog King | Kevin Wendell Crumb | Ellie Staple

Hollywood Pictures
General Spider | Queen Spider | Spiders | Mrs. Mott | President Koopa | Lena | Goombas | Captain Frye | Captain Darrow | General Hummel | Mrs. Collins | Blood Countess

Miramax Films
King Mighty One-Eye | One-Eyes (Zigzag & Phido) | Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield | Marsellus Wallace | Zed | Maynard | Mark Renton | Francis Begbie | Sick Boy | Roxie Hart | Billy Flynn | Velma Kelly | Fred Casely | Cook County Jail inmates | Bill Cutting | Boss Tweed | Sir Edgar | Heston

Dimension Films
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