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Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Vogons are an alien race, and the most iconic villains in Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

They have a strong hatred of humanity and are entirely evil, and they are extremely jurisdictional, bureaucratic, legislative, murderous and uncaring towards others. They are known for have written the third worst poety in the universe, which they use to torture intruders. They are also known for successfully destroying the Earth for an intergalactic bypass, after getting orders from the galactic government. The Captain of the Contructor Fleet that demolished Earth was named Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.

History

The Vogons originate from their home planet of Vogosphere. As soon as they crawled onto land, evolution itself was so disgusted by the creatures he created that he refused to let them evolve again. The race somehow managed to survive, through self-evolution by surgery, despite having a misplaced liver as a brain. They tore through their home planet, burning trees and killing animals for fun. Once they discovered space travel, they joined the Galactic government, and continued to satisfy their lust for destruction by demolishing planets.

After demolishing Earth, it was repaired by the dolphins. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz sot out to kill the two human beings in the universe to prevent the earth 10 million year program to find the ultimate question fron being completed. As the Golgafrinchans arrived the earth, extinct some species including the cavemen and evolved to modern humans, the program was alreadedy broken. However, he did not know it. He seemingly succeeds in the fifth book, but the main characters got saved by Zephod Beeblebrox who brought them to a human colony on the planet Nano in the sixth book. He tried to destroy Nano, but was stopped by his son, Constant Mown, who likes humans.

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Animated Features
Queen Grimhilde | Magic Mirror | Honest John | Gideon | Stromboli | Coachman | Coachman's Minions | Monstro | Chernabog | Zeus | Vulcan | Boreas | Pink Elephants | Man | Ronno | Tetti-Tatti | Lumpjaw | Willie | Mr. Winkie | Rustlers | Headless Horseman | Lady Tremaine | Anastasia Tremaine | Drizella Tremaine | Lucifer | Queen of Hearts | Card Soldiers | Cheshire Cat | The Walrus and the Carpenter | Captain James Hook | Neverland Pirates (Mr. Smee) | Tick Tock the Crocodile | Rat | Si and Am | Maleficent | Maleficent's Goons (Diablo) | Cruella De Vil | Jasper and Horace | Madam Mim | Shere Khan | Kaa | Bandar Log (King Louie) | Edgar Balthazar | Prince John | Sheriff of Nottingham | Sir Hiss | Captain Crocodile | Rhino Guards | Wolf Arrowmen | Trigger & Nutsy | Heffalumps & Woozles | Madame Medusa | Mr. Snoops | Brutus & Nero | Amos Slade | Chief | Horned King | Horned King's Army (Creeper & Gwythaints) | Cauldron Born | Orddu, Orwen & Orgoch | Arawn | Padraic Ratigan | Thugs (Fidget, Felicia & Bartholomew) | Bill Sykes | Roscoe and DeSoto | Ursula | Flotsam and Jetsam | Glut | Percival C. McLeach | Joanna | Beast | Gaston LeGume | LeFou | Asylum D'Loons (Monsieur D'Arque) | Tom, Dick, Stanley & Walter | The Baker | Wolves | Jafar | Iago | Razoul | Gazeem | Cave of Wonders | Scar | Hyena Clan (Shenzi, Banzai & Ed) | John Ratcliffe | Claude Frollo | Frollo's Soldiers (Brutish Captain & Oafish Guard) | Hades | Pain & Panic | Fates | Cerberus | Titans (Lythos, Hydros, Pyros, Stratos & Cyclops) | Nessus | Hydra | Nemean Lion | Shan Yu | Hayabusa | Elite Hun Soldiers | Cecil Clayton | Sabor | Clayton's Pirates | Firebird | Black Triangles | Jack-in-the-Box | Kron | Bruton | Emperor Kuzco | Yzma | Kronk | Lyle Tiberius Rourke | Rourke's Mercenaries (Helga Katrina Sinclair) | Leviathan | Vikings | Gantu | Long John Silver | Pirates (Scroop, Onus, Hands, Turnbuckle, Blinko, Longbourne, Fayvoon, Grewnge, Krailoni, Hedley, Torrance, Mertock, Verne & Crex) | Nathaniel Flint | Alameda Slim | Rico | Mr. Wesley | DOR-15 | Mike Yagoobian | Dr. Calico | Dr. Facilier | Lawrence | Facilier's Shadow | Friends on the Other Side | Mother Gothel | Stabbington Brothers | Turbo | Cy-Bugs | Sour Bill | Wynnchel & Duncan | Prince Hans | Duke of Weselton | Erik & Francis | Yokai | Alistair Krei | Mr. Yama | Dawn Bellwether | Doug Ramses | Woolter | Jesse | Sheep Cops | Ram Thug | Duke Weaselton | Mr. Big | Polar Bear Thugs (Koslov, Raymond & Kevin) | Te Kā | Tamatoa | Kakamora | Arthur

Live-Action Movies
Long John Silver | Captain Nemo | Pony Sugrue | Prince John (1952) | Chato | The Marten | Kuala | Vicky Robinson | Ute Chief | Jacques Lebeau | Makoos | Durante | Barnaby | James Haggin | Cattlemen | Comanche Chief | Apaches | Mr. Dawes Sr. | Tanamashu | Judge Higgins | Mountain Ox | Peter Thorndyke | Vince Heber | Mrs. Satterfield | A.J. Arno | Chillie Walsh | Colonel Pierson | Ab Cross | Colonel Heller | King Leonidas | Bookman | Swinburne | Mr. Eben | Mark Pierson | Hugh McRae | Sam Eagle Speaker | Kerwood Krinkle | Frank Stillwell | Hnup Wan | Dr. Terminus | Gogans | Charles Olympus | Marshal Wooly Bill Hitchcock | Big Mac | Hans Reinhardt | The Watcher | Bluto | Vermithrax Pejorative | Master Control Program | Sark | Ed Dillinger Sr. | Mark Jennings | Kelly | Mr. Dark | Mike | Rosie Little | Hunters | The Nome King | Princess Mombi | Connie | Bullwhip | Parker | Buzz | Wolf's owner | Timber Wolf | Hunter | Eagle | Alistair Patton | Patton Snr. | Judge Doom | Toon Patrol (Smarty, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy & Stupid) | Abdullah | Mr. Patel | Nigel | John Merrick | Beauty Smith | Luke and Tinker | Sykes | Cherokee | Lip-Lip | Fritz | Neville Sinclair | Lothar | Jack Reilly | Nigel Snyder | Joseph Pulitzer | Delancey Brothers | Charles Hendrickson | Winifred Sanderson | Mary Sanderson | Sarah Sanderson | John Ricketts | The King & the Duke | Pap Finn | Cardinal Richelieu | Comte de Rochefort | Milady de Winter | Borg Guillarson | Leland Drury | Mr. Heath | Miners | Lloyd Halverson | William Boone | Buldeo | John Wilkins | Tabaqui (1994) | Sergeant Harley | Shere Khan (1994) | Bandar Log (1994) (King Louie (1994) & Kaa (1994)) | Juice (Blank Check) | Ranch Wilder | Injun Joe | Tony Perkis | Agent Woods | Jack and Ralph | Ashcan and Pete | Aunt Sponge | Aunt Spiker | Rhino | Skeleton Pirates | Shark | Cruella De Vil (1996) | Jasper & Horace Badun (1996) | Mr. Skinner | Jean-Pierre Le Pelt | Alonzo | Norman Snively | Ricky King | Charlotte | Lyle Van de Groot | Max & Thor | Lion | Beatrice Stanhope | Chester Hoenicker | Wilson Croft | Smith and Wesson | Bennett Hoenicker | Luanne LeSeur | Meredith Blake | Shere Khan (1998) | Tabaqui (1998) | Bandar Log (1998) | Eddie Taffet | Andrei Strasser | Elliot Coleye | Dr. Claw | Kramer | RoboGadget | Malcolm | Lana Thomas | Elliot T. Jindraike | Toy Santa | Louise Walker | Mr. Sir | Charles “Trout” Walker | Kissin' Kate Barlow | Linda Walker | Sheriff | Hector Barbossa | Crew of the Black Pearl (Bo'sun, Scratch & Pintel & Ragetti) | Ramsley | Zombies | Carla Santini | Lord Kelvin | Black Scorpions (General Fang) | Inspector Fix | Viscount Mabrey | Ian Howe | Captain Bill Fawcett | Zaphod Beeblebrox | Frankie and Benjy | Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz | Vogons | Humma Kavula | Gag Halfrunt | Royal Pain | Stitches | Lash | Speed | Penny Lent | Jadis the White Witch | Jadis' Secret Police (Maugrim & Vardan) | Ginarrbrik | General Otmin | Dr. Kozak | Jack Frost | Davy Jones | Crew of the Flying Dutchman (Maccus & Kraken) | Lord Cutler Beckett | East India Trading Company | Janice Avery | Queen Narissa | Mitch Wilkinson | Simon Bar Sinister | El Diablo | Henry Burke | Miraz | Telmarines (Glozelle & Lord Sopespian) | Nikabrik | Hag & Werewolf | Kendall Duncan | Tess Tyler | Speckles | Lucinda | Oswald Granger | Red Queen | Knave of Hearts | Card Soldiers | Jabberwock | Jubjub Bird | Hamish Ascot | Morgana le Fay | Morganians (Maxim Horvath, Abigail Williams, Sun Lok, Drake Stone & Marrok) | Nizam | Ms. Stout | CLU 2 | Rinzler | Blackbeard | Angelica Teach | The Spaniard | King Ferdinand VI | King George ll | Sab Than | Matai Shang | Tal Hajus | Jenny | Latham Cole | Butch Cavendish | Jay Fuller | Evanora | Theodora | Maleficent (2014) | Diaval | King Stefan (2014) | King Henry | The Witch | The Wolf | Lady Tremaine (2015) | Grand Duke (2015) | Anastasia Tremaine (2015) | Drizella Tremaine (2015) | Lucifer (2015) | David Nix | Shere Khan (2016) | Bandar Log (2016) (King Louie (2016)) | Kaa (2016) | Fleshlumpeater | Giants (Bloodbottler & Bonecruncher) | Pramod Kadam | Beast (2017) | Gaston LeGume (2017) | LeFou (2017) | Asylum D'Loons (2017) (Monsieur D'Arque (2017)) | Tom, Dick & Stanley (2017) | The Baker (2017) | Wolves (2017) | The King (2017) | Armando Salazar | Crew of the Silent Mary (Lesaro) | Scarfield | It | Heffalumps | Sugar Plum Fairy | Tin Soldiers | William Weatherall Wilkins | V.A. Vandevere | Neils Skellig | Pink Elephants (2019) | Rufus Sorghum | Jafar (2019) | Iago (2019) | Cave of Wonders (2019) | Scar (2019) | Hyena Clan (2019) (Shenzi, Kamari and Azizi)

Other Animated Movies
Br'er Fox & Br'er Bear | Giant Magnet | Evil Clown | Merlock | Dijon | Oogie Boogie | Lock, Shock and Barrel | Bill Bluff | BluffCo Industries (Guy Graham, Bob & Bluff Agents) | Phillium Benedict | Anti-Recess Legion (Kojak, Fenwick, Anti-Recess Agents, Anti-Recess Ninjas, Anti-Recess Scientists, Agent Henderson, Agent Smithson, Agent Underville, Agent Franklin, Agent Morrisey, Agent Goodman, Dr. Rosenthal, Dr. Lazenby & Dr. Steinheimer) | Gelman | Ivan Krank | Von Talon | Cufflingk & Underlingk | Kazar | Wildebeests (Blag) | Vidia | Supervisor | Mr. Whiskers | Shelley | Were-Rat | Sea Monkeys | Mr. Burgermeister | Ripslinger | Zed | Ned | Zarina

Sequels
Abis Mal | Sa'Luk | Forty Thieves | Maestro Forte | Fife | Jesters | Zira | Outsiders (Nuka & Vitani) | Mack McCro | Supreme Commander | Morgana | Undertow | Cloak & Dagger | Bradley Uppercrust III | The Gammas | Buster | Sarousch | Pom-Pom | Tad White | Jacques von Hämsterviel | Reuben | Sparky | Leroy | Erik Hellstrom | Lil' Lightning | Lord Qin | Bandits | Mama Gunda | Uto and Kago | Marina Del Rey | Cad Spinner

Shorts, TV Shows, Comics and Video Games
Peg Leg Pete | Phantom Blot | Skeletons | Grim Reaper | Mad Doctor | Demon Cats | Gustav | Lonesome Ghosts | Doctor Vulter | Solego the Chaos God | Arpine Lusène | Eli Squinch | Sylvester Shyster | Fantomius | Inquinator | Spectrus | Zafire | H. U. Hennessy | Jolly Roger | Witch | Zeke Midas Wolf | Captain Katt | Mortimer Mouse | Beagle Boys | Foxy Loxy | Ajax | Witch Hazel | Adolf Hitler | Nazi School Teacher | Little Hans | Fat Cat | Norton Nimnul | Aldrin Klordane | Baby Thaddeus | Stan & Heff | Wooster | Julius | Frankenollie | Mizrabel | Huntsman | Huntsgirl | Al Roker | Chuckles | Princess Irmaplotz | Sharky & Bones | Red Jessica | Beatrice Le Beak | ShiverJack | Grace Goodwin | Shadow Blot | False Shadow Blot | Foxy Loxy | Goosey Loosey | Cedric | Wormwood | Miss Nettle | Sofia the Worst | Mamanu | Princess Ivy | Wendell Fidget | Muck, Gunk & Grime | Crispy | Prisma | Twitch | Vor | Captain Hook | Shuriki | Fiero | Troyo | Rippen | Andrew | Varian | Cruz | Vestia | Oswald Gardner | King Edmund | Cassandra | Zhan Tiri | Tromus | Sugracha the Eternal

Disney Parks
Alien | Auctioneer | Bartholomew Gore | Black Prince | The Bride | Constance Hatchaway | Daisy de la Cruz | Executioner | Hatbox Blast-Ups | Hatbox Ghost | Hitchhiking Ghosts | Knight of the Living Dead | Lava Monster | Mad Hatter | Madame Leota | Master Gracey | Medusa | Monkey King Statue | Nebula Ghosts | Phantom | Pirates | Professor J.T. Wu | S.I.R. | Thunderbird | Werecat Lady | Yeti (Expedition Everest) | Yeti (Matterhorn Bobsleds)

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Touchstone
The Hitchhiker | Kelly | Bleak | Graydon | Judge Doom | Toon Patrol (Smarty, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy & Stupid) | Howard Hyde | Walter Boyett | Zack Gregory | Philip Stuckey | Dr. Leo Marvin | Oogie Boogie | Lock, Shock and Barrel | Elijah Price | Orange Man | Green Alien | Zaphod Beeblebrox | Frankie and Benjy | Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz | Vogons | Humma Kavula | Gag Halfrunt | Gene Carson | Zero Wolf | Middle Eye | Hilly Holbrook | Jerry Dandridge | Evil Ed | Roland | Bog King | Kevin Wendell Crumb | Ellie Staple

Hollywood Pictures
President Koopa | Lena | Goombas | Captain Frye | Captain Darrow | General Hummel | Mrs. Collins |

Miramax
King Mighty One-Eye | One-Eyes (Zigzag & Phido) | Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield | Marsellus Wallace | Zed | Maynard | Roxie Hart | Billy Flynn | Velma Kelly | Fred Casely | Cook County Jail inmates | Bill Cutting | Boss Tweed | Sir Edgar | Heston

Dimension Films
Victor "Vic" Vega | Mr. Pink | Mr. White | Mr. Blue | Mr. Brown | Eddie Cabot | Top Dollar | Grange | Myca | Billy Loomis | Stu Macher | Debbie Loomis | Mickey Altieri | Roman Bridger | John Milton | Ethan Roark Jr. | Ethan Roark | Patrick Henry Roark | Jill Roberts | Charlie Walker | Ava Lord

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