Wendell Albright

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Wendell Albright
Alias	Short Eyes
Origin	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Occupation	Sex offender
Powers / Skills	None
Goals	Enjoy his life while Dennis takes the heat for his crimes forever (failed)
Crimes	Child molestation Pedophilia
Type of Villain	One-Shot Pervert

Wendell "Short Eyes" Albright is a pedophile who is the main antagonist of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode "Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender". He looks just like Dennis Reynolds, but fat which makes people think Dennis is him, making Dennis' life miserable.

He is portrayed by Glenn Howerton, who also plays Dennis.

Biography

Wendell was released from the Eastern State Correctional Facility due to overcrowding. Dennis arrives at his apartment to tell him to leave so he can live his life peacefully again, but he refuses since he has it great since Dennis gets all the heat while he sits at home watching the Disney Channel to check out the kids. Dennis then blackmails him by bringing a little boy named Timmy who has a court speech prepared of how Wendell acted inappropriately to him and molested him, which convinces Wendell to leave. Afterwards Wendell glances suggestively at Timmy.