Willy Wonka (Epic Movie)

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Willy Wonka
Alias	Willy Freak
Origin	Epic Movie
Occupation	Candymaker
Powers / Skills	Candymaking expertise
Hobby	Making chocolates and candies with real human parts.
Goals	Kill the four main protagonists and use their body parts for his candy and chocolates as he did with countless others.
Crimes	Murder Kidnapping Torture Cannibalism
Type of Villain	Cannibalistic Parody

“	You're mine now.	„
	~ Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is an antagonist in Epic Movie. He sends out four gold tickets and whoever gets them will be able to visit his factory.

He was portrayed by Crispin Glover, who also played Grendel in Beowulf, Fifi in Open Season, Ilosovic Stayne the Knave of Hearts in Tim Buton's Alice in Wonderland, and Thin Man in Charlie's Angels.

Biography

Eventually the four main protagonists (named Peter, Susan, Edward, and Lucy) get the Golden Tickets and they go to the factory. After Edward consumes the chocolate river (which is actually a sewage line), Willy greets them, only to reveal that the secret ingredient of his candy is real human parts, and intends on using the orphans in his next batch.

They try to escape but are captured. Willy proceeds to put them through agonizing experiments and took part in some of them, most notably kicking off Susan's head, though it is reattached while dancing to Fergie's "Fergalicious". He then puts his symbol on them all and locks them in a room, though they later escape. In the end credits of the theatrical version of the film, he is seen dancing as the Oompa-Loompas sing "He's Willy".

Deleted Scene/Alternate Ending

Willy in the alternate ending.

In the last scene, Willy, instead of Borat, comes in and says: "How was your epic adventure?". Willy then goes in the wardrobe and puts out a "do not disturb" sign that refers to the beautiful bikini lady in the wardrobe. The Oompa-Loompas come in and start singing the Willy theme song. The four are then crushed by the wheel. Also, during the scene where Lucy is crushed under the junk that falls out of the "Gnarnia" closet, the girl who runs out is nude, as opposed to wearing a bikini.

Quotes

“	That's actually the sewer line. Yeah.	„
	~ Willy to Edward after he started eating the "chocolate" river.

“	There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.	„
	~ Willy revealing his diabolical plan to the protagonists.

“	No, no, no. I can't do that.	„
	~ Willy to the protagonists after Susan told them to let her and the others out.

“	Hey, who wants to chew my gumballs?	„
	~ Willy Wonka

“	Who wants to play with Willy?	„
	~ Willy Wonka

Gallery

Images

Willy about to reveal his ingredient and plans to the protagonists.

Willy's evil grin as he holds a chocolate bar.

Videos

Epic Movie - Fergalicious scene

Trivia

• He is the parody of the candy maker Willy Wonka from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) and Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005) and likes cannibalism.
• Willy Wonka's appearance is based on Johnny Depp's character from the 2005 version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. However, he wears a purple coat just like the late Gene Wilder's portrayal of Willy Wonka in the 1971 film.
  • Ironically, Crispin Glover (who played this Willy Wonka) and Johnny Depp played the Knave of Hearts and the Madd Hatter respectively in Alice in Wonderland (2010), facing each other.