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The Wizard Alien is a character from the season fourteen episode "Sexual Healing".

In trying to find the 'reason' for various rich famous celebrities cheating on their wives, the government finds the 'virus' for sexual addiction comes from an 'alien wizard' who's hiding in Independence Hall.

While President Obama and his strike force claim the 'alien' must be invisible since he's not there, one of the soldiers finally breaks and asks all the other men to just admit that the whole idea is just an excuse to justify their own actions. The soldier is then captured by his fellow soldiers and dressed up in a poorly made wizard alien costume. Meanwhile, Kyle and Butters are selected to help the task force to kill the wizard alien.

Giving them guns and releasing the soldier in the costume, the President, scientist, and soldiers use a strobe light to convince Kyle and Butters to shoot the soldier several times until they finally kill him. This is then used as the excuse for all the alien's "victims" to act as though they are "cured".

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