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Jonathan (AKA "Wowzer") is a member of The Crazy Eights. He is a drug-dealing delinquent greaser who raps everything he says in a "Doo-Wop" style. He was involved with a selling cocaine business.
He is voiced by John Veiner.
In "Our Gang", Wowzer caused chaos in the halls of Stoolbend High School, which led to Principal Farquhare calling all of the rabblerousing students into the gymnasium for a parent-teacher conference. Cleveland offered to coach the teens into acting more appropriately. Although none of the teenagers liked Cleveland at first, when he lied to them that he was the actor who played Al Powell in Die Hard, Wowzer lept up and musically declared that he was cool. When Cleveland slapped all of the Crazy Eights across their faces, giving them a pep-talk about saving Junior's life, as asked who was there for them when they were in need and Wowzer exclaimed that it was Junior, just before getting punched to the ground by Cleveland. Wowzer bribed Momstabba into setting Cleveland and Junior go with a big old bag of stinkweed, which is not actually a drug. Rather, it's a plant that emits a horribly odorous smell. Apparently, Momstabba failed to notice this and accepted the offer. After that wild and crazy adventure was over, Wowzer, along with the rest of The Crazy Eights swore off causing crimes and instead became good.
- Wowzer is meant to parody Jon Bauman (AKA "Bowzer") from the band "Sha Na Na", as they both share similar appearances, personalities, real and street names, and they both rap everything they say.