| “ | He's no match for my definitely-not-remote-controlled-through-a-silicon-chip-I-surgically-implanted-in-their-brain henchmen. | „ |
| ~ XOX introducing his henchmen |
XOX's Henchmen are a recurring villain team from the Teletoon series, Sidekick. They are a gaggle of mindless mooks, who work for Master XOX, being controlled by a silicon chip he surgically implanted in their brains. The henchmen all attend Henchmen Academy, where they learn how to be the ideal villainous sidekicks for their mentor and leader, Master XOX.
Biography[]
In "The Henchman Challenge", XOX brought his henchmen to The Henchmen Challenges and controlled their minds, using a chip in the brains. He had them cheat in every one of the challenges they competed in. XOX had the henchman all operating tanks to shoot Eric. In the end, Eric was able to trick the henchmen, by luring them all into the same spot so they could fire at him and actually hit each other, blowing each other up.
In "Everybody is Side-fu Fighting", the henchmen were pitted against the sidekicks in the Side-fu championship. Kitty faced off against Mitch in challenge of who could be hit by the most cannonballs. Mitch cheated by covering himself in magnets and won himself the challenge. Vana faced off against Norbert in challenge to see who could withstand being cannonballed into the wall better and Norbert won, thanks to his hard head. Finally, Trevor faced off against Midge in the freestyle event. Midge repeatedly jumped up and down, doing ballet and caused the ceiling to crumble down and crush her. Trevor drank a bunch of soda and belched his way out of the rink, which got him disqualified for going out of bounds. Lastly, Eric faced off against Ethan in an ultimate battle. Eric used his mop to create a huge tornado, which sucked up all the henchmen and crashed them into a pile of junk, injuring all of them. However, this won the challenge for the henchmen as they took the most hit points.
In "Suit of Harms", XOX came to Sidekick Academy in disguise as The Minister of Sidekick Safety and gave everybody Sidekick Safety Suits, which all inflated into balloons, which made all the sidekicks immobile and incapable of using their arms and legs. XOX and his henchmen later broke into the school and fought with the sidekicks. The henchmen had an easy time fighting the sidekicks as they were all practically giant bouncy balls, which they could easily beat up. Vana swore to take out XOX's henchman, along with XOX and Eric twice. While the sidekicks all swam in the water, wallowing in their defeat, XOX had his henchman tie up Pamplemoose and had Ethan saw the cage with Maxum-Mutt in it open. The sidekicks then used their inflatable suits to their advantages to defeat XOX and his henchen.
In "Henchman for a Day", Eric was sent to Henchman Academy with the henchman, in exchange for Midge, who went to Sidekick Academy. Eric was greeted with threats of violence by the other henchmen. Eric took notice of how incompetent the henchmen all were and how this was an effect of XOX's poor mentorship. He offered them all some advice to help them act better. Meanwhile, at Sidekick Academy, Kitty and Vana befriended Midge and tried to help make her fit in more with the students at Sidekick Academy, by dressing her up all pretty. However, she still acted like a mindless barbarian and got the respect of nobody, except for Trevor, who developed a huge crush on her.
Members[]
- Mitch - A pale-skinned henchman, who's always picking his nose. He fights with nunchucks.
- Ethan - A dark-skinned henchman, who's always scratching his butt. He is an acrobatically skilled man, despite his stupidity. He likes to torture people with lasers.
- Norbert - A tan-skinned henchman, who's always sucking his thumb. He is skilled in side-fu and has a head hard enough to cannonball himself into brick walls. His ideal torture method is slowly lowering people into a vat of acid with a rope.
- Midge - A pale-skinned henchwoman with red braided hair, who's always picking her ear. She is the only female henchman on the team and she is essentially a genderbent clone of Mitch, given that she looks identical to him, albeit with feminine hair. Midge has cannibalistic tendencies and others are warned to keep their toes and fingers away from her mouth. Midge participated in the exchange program and went to Sidekick Academy, where she became friends with Kitty and Vana, as well as the the love interest of Trevor. Midge has a passion for ballet. She wears dentures.
Trivia[]
- Despite their appearances, they are all supposedly preteens around the same age as the sidekicks of Sidekick Academy, roughly 11-14 years old.
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See Also[]
 Villains
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