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| “ | What doth life? | „ |
| ~ Xavier's most memorable quote. |
| “ | [You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late, you snoze, you loze.] You sleeped, you weeped. [You nap-uh, you get slap-uh!] You slumber, a cucumber. [You catch up on some Zed's, you get out of my heads!] You slumber, ham- BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN' ELSE! | „ |
| ~ Xavier arguing against himself. |
Xavier is the titular main protagonist of the Adult Swim television series Xavier: Renegade Angel. Despite his goal of trying to do good to others, he has done some pretty questionable actions in the series.
He was voiced by series creator Vernon Chatman.
Appearance[]
Xavier is a faun-like creature with a snake for a left arm, six nipples, a beak for a nose, brown fur, white skin, lighter blonde dreadlock-like hair, rearward bending legs like a bird, heterochromatic eyes with the right one being blue and the left one being brown, and a hidden third eye for his groin section. His height is somewhere from 5'11 to 6'3 and has a muscular physique. He is speculated to be somewhere in his late 20s to early 30s judging from the series timeline. Usually dressed with a white and rainbow decorated loincloth, a Fingerless Glove on his right hand, a shoulder pad on his right arm, a crystal necklace, white Sneakers, and a group of hair strands resting on the right side of his face are tied with beads and a feather.
Personality[]
He is a self-absorbed wanderer who asks the big questions on life, such as "What doth life?" His motives tend to change in a few episodes. His number one motive was trying to aid people and improve humanity. However, he is described as being a near-sociopath who will immediately turn on anyone he's "helping" when they start to make him feel insecure about himself. He has also been willing to commit morally wrong actions. He attempted to find his mother when he believed that she was still alive when he dug up her grave and saw meat that she was holding in the coffin. In addition, he had caused those he came across to kill themselves, which is contrary to his vows of improving humanity.
History[]
Much of Xavier’s origins, as well as his childhood, are unknown. Some of his flashbacks never actually happened, which he openly acknowledges. It is even unclear whether he was conceived by his known father, or if his mother was impregnated by multiple animals that make up his hybrid design.
At some point in his childhood, Xavier accidentally and unknowingly burned his house down, which killed his father and led Xavier's mother to fake her death, resulted in his quest to find the man responsible for his father's death (Xavier himself). Xavier later came under the teachings of Chief Master Guru, his spiritual mentor, who is shown giving him often nonsensical advice in various flashbacks. These flashbacks are likely out of chronological order, as one shows Chief Master Guru faking his death to get Xavier to leave him.
Through dialogue, Xavier implies he has a deeper off-screen history, such as claiming he had been taught how to fight with his feet for 22 years, and knowing magical Native American dances. Whether he was taught these skills by Chief Master Guru, somebody else, or these claims are lies conjured by his twisted psyche’s tragic dividend, are unknown.
Villainous Deeds & Indirect Actions[]
This is sorted by episodes, which there are 20 of.
- In "What Life D-D-Doth", he asks a computer the question "What Doth Life?", unintentionally causing it to glitch. The gangsters he met prior would initially dump them in the landfill, but instead he suggests the lake. He stalks a woman and watches her shower through a window, only to find out the computers caused the town and people to digitize, become low-poly, and glitch out. He even breaks into her room to tell her. His solution was to use a bottle of AIDs to 'cure' the computers, only for one of the gangsters to drink it and die. Entering her house again, when the glitch gets even worse and turns everything into black-cubes with green outlines, he rips off a dog's tail, a table leg, and the woman's right arm to use as a makeshift Shakashuri to sooth the computer. This does work, though he mutilates the woman. However, nearing the ending of the episode, Xavier asks the same computer another unspecified question which causes the same results to happen again. Afterwards the universe seemingly implodes into a single white dot that Xavier ends up eating.
- In "Chief Beef Loco", Xavier forces Percy to hide in the sewers for no explained reason, and causes him to ingest a bag of cocaine that he advised the Loco Locos to flush. Otherwise, he is actually a positive influence to the Loco Locos and helps Percy as well, to a certain extend.
- In "Weapons Grade Life", Xavier bullies Robby for being wheelchair-bound, under the guise of protecting him from bullying. He is generally rude and condescending towards Robby throughout the episode, debatably causes his father to turn into an explosion when revealing his son was controlling the surgeries and medical practices that Robbie's father believed to be the work of god, and eats human meat.
- In "The 6th Teat of Good Intentions", not realizing a woman with octuplets was only bringing one of her babies to go to the slide, he thinks the 7 other babies were abandoned and kidnaps them into a sewer. He also rejects the woman who looks for her babies outside the sewers. Trying to breastfeed them, his snake arm eats the one that isn't feeding. While Xavier initially tries to make his snake arm puke his son out, he eventually gives in and lets the baby digest, saying it "even outs the competition". Later, he decides to meet the babies' mother because he wants to date her. Entering her house, he breaks some of her furniture and kisses her against her will, later returning to the same park trying to find the "kidnapper". Returning, his snake arm eats two more. Later, he brings the police's bloodhounds to the woman to try to track them down, but they eat her last baby. When the bloodhouses chase into the sewer, he thinks the kidnapper is in there. Realizing the police will think his babies are the missing babies and fearing arrest, he uses his snake arm to eat the last 4 babies, his skin becoming more human until the snake eats its own body. They fuse into the "Everchild", which was still arrested and sentenced to death via electric chair. The chair turns the Everchild into an egg, which Xaiver pops out, who kisses the woman (Who did not consent) one last time before leaving.
- In "Pet Siouxicide", he causes two men to materialize with his imagination, who rob a pet store. His mental judo (advice) convinces a rich man's son (possibly named Me Worthington) to destroy his belongings. He traps Me in a flashback, in which he experiences extreme suffering for 6 months. He summons a group of spirits, who wage war against another group of spirits.
- In "World of Hurt, BC", he slaps the buttocks of a complete stranger, shortly before stealing a restaurant's television. After going back in time, he insults a cavewoman while consoling her.
- In "Bloodcorn", in an attempt to help the company "Maxi-Bites", he clogs a factory's drainage pipe, causing it to shut down. This puts its entire work force out of a job. After visiting the home of one of the ex-employees, he makes sexual advances towards his daughter, who is 14 years old. It should be noted Xavier is at least 22 years old, based on a line at the start of Pet Siouxcide.
- In "Escape From Squatopian Freedom", It's revealed by a Cotton Candy salesman that Xavier keeps returning to his store only to annoy the vendor by talking to an imaginary father that Xavier has with him. And after attempting to donate his semen, Xavier begins abusing a dog-like sperm cell by repeatedly kicking the animal(?) away and making several attempts to abandon it. But Xavier remarkably doesn't commit any particularly heinous crimes this episode, however debatably caused multiple people to die when he taught the sperm cell dog how to have sex. Which caused the creature to impregnate a burning person (Formerly burning man) structure and blow up, causing the people below to be burnt alive (Except for Xavier).
- In "Signs from Godrilla" The most vile act committed by Xavier was ogling(?) a woman repeatedly and attempting to rape the physical projection of his own imaginary version of her. However, most of this episode is just Xavier witnessing what happened already, and supposedly even Xavier witnessing the results of the previous events is a hallucination. So it is difficult to know what is real and what is just Xavier's imagination.
- In "Shakashuri Blowdown" Xavier discovers through the spirit of his father that he was the one that caused his dad's death. On this discovery, Xavier splits into two people. When Xavier eventually finds his double's number he ends up in an insult battle with his clone which is inconclusive and results in a second battle where the two Xaviers blow their Shakashuri's, which creates several different constructs which attack one another which results in another inconclusive battle.
- In "Vibracaust" Xavier accuses a priest of molesting an orphan child based on the stereotypes of Religious figures being pedophiles. This results in Xavier neglecting the fact that the child was molesting the priest and threatening to mutilate him. Xavier follows this up by meeting up with two African-American strangers mourning their child. Xavier attempts to comfort them but throughout the conversations blames the parents and makes fun of the child likely looking disfigured after being ran over. Xavier makes an attempt to replace the child that the two parents had lost with the previously mentioned Rapist Child by putting him in black face and renaming him "Shakadingo", but nearly kills that one too. And ends up matching two parents up with a sex offender who rapes both of the parents, which they both solve by giving the child special pills made with the therapeutic chants of Buddhist monks. Xavier goes to the temple where the pills are made and ruins the Monks disciplined culture by forcing the leader to give them earthly pleasures and infecting them with greed. The Monks end up becoming lazy and rely on a machine called the "Vibulator 2000" to chant for them. Xavier kicks the machine, causing it to produce chants so intense it starts earthquakes across the globe. When Xavier attempts to solve this by force feeding the machine a statue made of pills he only ends up strengthening the machine which causes the fabric of the universe to break apart and explode. Xavier finishes the episode by digging up and desecrating his own mothers grave to tell the rotting body about how the gross amalgamation of flesh from the previous apocalypse was bullying him.
- In "Xavier's Maneuver" Xavier believes a skyscraper's window washer is attempting suicide while on duty. While Xavier believes he is trying to convince him not to jump he accidentally persuades the wiper to kill himself. After the wiper falls to the sidewalk next to Xavier, he promptly looks through the wallet of the cleaner and steals his coupon for a free grinder. At the restaurant, Xavier startles a man which causes him to choke on a sandwich that had a full bone in it. A person behind the man choking preforms the Heimlich on the victim and starts a chain reaction, where every time the Heimlich is preformed on someone the bone that is causing the choking in launched into the throat of another. This all concludes when the mob boss "Don Ho" walks in and is the last one to choke on the bone, before Xavier preforms his own method to clear his airways by blowing air up Don Ho's butt and launches the bone into traffic which causes a separate accident no one pays any mind to. After saving Don Ho, Xavier becomes his protector and makes him believe he is being hunted by someone known as the "Chicken Choker". Xavier follows Don Ho on his back and attempts to investigate the mystery of the Chicken Choker but ends up helping the mob boss preform several devious acts. Such as: Attacking and stealing money from a shop owner, intimidating police, stealing the file on the aforementioned "Chicken Choker" only to discover he's dead, sends Don Ho to the afterlife to kill the dead killer but only ends up expanding Don Ho's sphere of influence into heaven, and gets the undercover cop "Disgraziato" killed by Don Ho's secret Chi-Italianese super soldier when he accidentally revealed he worked for the government.
- In "El Tornadador" The debatably alive "Sugura" made from cat feathers N' eagle mud Is sexually harassed by Xavier who is attempting to find someone he can call a friend. After Xavier blames the wind for his rejection which leads him to harassing a mechanic named Eric and trying to convince him to be his friend by proposing a challenge where if Xavier can prove nature can be controlled then he will be his friend. Xavier follows up by sexually harassing his snake hand until he throws up. After making friends with the Gothic "Barron Society, Weinburg" (Formerly "Dark notion") he acts as a public nuisance by yelling at a crowd to arrest and taste themselves for hurting Barron Society by being a part of society, which fails and ends up with them getting beaten up. After learning Eric was his friend, Xavier tells Barron Society about the tornado slaves Eric has picking his cotton and convinces Barron Society to be his best friend if he wants his help. He ends up juggling between helping Eric stop himself, and Barron and helping Barron free the tornado slaves. Which ends up with Xavier betraying Barron Society to become Triple-uber Bromigo-sabes deluxe with Eric. But Eric ends up dying anyways when the tornado that Xavier had accidentally made with the several other smaller tornado slaves become one large tornado which ends up turning the earth inside out.
- In "Haunted Tonk" Xavier arrives at a strip club that was built on top of his childhood home and repeatedly walks into the women's room to invade the privacy of off duty strippers. In a flashback to his old he is seen to have stepped on his cat who struggles to support his weight. He also returns to his past self to advise young Xavier how to become present Xavier which involves Xavier mutilating and exhausting the child with arbitrary tasks. While this is implied to be Xavier imagining himself, he also recalls being harassed by himself as a child and refers to it as "I have a hazy memory that this really creepy guy came up to me" and while the creepy guy is just a much more grotesque Xavier this does imply that he somehow went back to teach himself. And in a previous flashback he also seems to Sexually harass his own father while with his teenage self. And while attempting to get ghosts out of the strip club by scaring the ghosts into thinking there was ghosts in the strip club the fabric of his costume which is made up of time gone by from when he set his own house of fire, sets the strip club on fire.
- To be added (S2E5 and beyond).
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