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| “ | What doth life? | „ |
| ~ Xavier |
| “ | You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late, you snooze, you lose. You sleeped, you weeped. You napple, you get slapple! You slumber, a cucumber. You catch up on some Zed's, you get out of my heads! You slumber, ham- BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSEHAH! | „ |
| ~ Xavier |
Xavier is the titular main protagonist of the Adult Swim television series Xavier: Renegade Angel. Despite his goal of trying to do good to others, he has done some pretty questionable actions in the series.
He was voiced by Vernon Chatman.
Appearance[]
Xavier is a faun-like creature with a snake for a left arm, six nipples, a beak for a nose, brown skin, lighter dreadlock-like hair, rearward bending legs like a bird, and a hidden third eye for his groin section.
Personality[]
He is a self-absorbed wanderer who asks the big questions on life, such as "What doth life?" His motives tend to change in a few episodes. His number one motive was trying to aid people and improve humanity. However, he is described as being a near-sociopath who will immediately turn on anyone he's "helping" when they start to make him feel insecure about himself. He has also been willing to commit morally wrong actions. He attempted to find his mother when he believed that she was still alive when he dug up her grave and saw meat that she was holding in the coffin. In addition, he had caused those he came across to kill themselves, which is contrary to his vows of improving humanity.
History[]
Much of Xavier’s origins, as well as his childhood, are unknown. Some of his flashbacks never actually happened, which he openly acknowledges. It is even unclear whether he was conceived by his known father, or if his mother was impregnated by multiple animals that make up his hybrid design.
At some point in his childhood, Xavier killed his father, accidentally and unknowingly, which resulted in his quest to find the man responsible. Xavier later came under the teachings of Chief Master Guru, his spiritual mentor, who is shown giving him often nonsensical advice in various flashbacks. These flashbacks are likely out of chronological order, as one shows Chief Master Guru faking his death to get Xavier to leave him.
Through dialogue, Xavier implies he has a deeper off-screen history, such as claiming he had been taught how to fight with his feet for 22 years, and knowing magical Native American dances. Whether he was taught these skills by Chief Master Guru, somebody else, or these claims are lies conjured by his twisted psyche’s tragic dividend, are unknown.
Villainous Deeds & Indirect Actions[]
This is sorted by episodes, which there are 20 of.
- In "What Life D-D-Doth", he asks the computer the question "What Doth Life?", unintentionally causing it to glitch. The gangsters he met prior would initially dump them in the landfill, but instead he suggests the lake. He stalks a woman and watches her shower through a window, only to find out the computers caused the town and people to digitize, become low-poly, and glitch out. He even breaks into her room to tell her. His solution was to use a bottle of AIDs to 'cure' the computers, only for one of the gangsters to drink it and die. Entering her house again, when the glitch gets even worse and turns everything into black-cubes with green outlines, he rips off a dog's tail, a table leg, and the woman's right arm to use as a makeshift shakashuri to sooth the computer. This does work, though he mutilates the woman.
- In "Chief Beef Loco", Xavier lies to Percy, claiming he got him a girlfriend, and causes him to ingest a bag of cocaine that he advised the Loco Locos to flush. Otherwise, he is actually a positive influence to the Loco Locos and helps Percy.
- In "Weapons Grade Life", Xavier bullies Robby for being wheelchair-bound, under the guise of protecting him from bullying. He is generally rude and condescending towards Robby throughout the episode, debatably causes his father to turn into an explosion, and eats human meat.
- In "The 6th Teat of Good Intentions", not realizing a woman with octuplets was only bringing one of her babies to go to the slide, he thinks the 7 other babies were abandoned and kidnaps them into a sewer. He also rejects the woman who looks for her babies outside the sewers. Trying to breastfeed them, his snake arm eats the one that isn't feeding. While Xavier initially tries to make his snake arm puke his son out, he eventually gives in and lets the baby digest, saying it "even outs the competition". Later, he decides to meet the babies' mother because he wants to date her. Entering her house, he breaks some of her furniture and kisses her against her will, later returning to the same park trying to find the "kidnapper". Returning, his snake arm eats two more. Later, he brings the police's bloodhounds to the woman to try to track them down, but they eat her last baby. When the bloodhouses chase into the sewer, he thinks the kidnapper is in there. Realizing the police will think his babies are the missing babies and fearing arrest, he uses his snake arm to eat the last 4 babies, his skin becoming more human until the snake eats its own body. They fuse into the "Everchild", which was still arrested and sentenced to death via electric chair. The chair turns the Everchild into an egg, which Xaiver pops out, who kisses the woman one last time before leaving.
- In "Pet Siouxicide", he causes two men to materialize with his imagination, who rob a pet store. His mental judo (advice) convinces a rich man's son (possibly named Me Worthington) to destroy his belongings. He traps Me in a flashback, in which he experiences extreme suffering for 6 months. He summons a group of spirits, who wage war against another group of spirits.
- In "World of Hurt, BC", he slaps the buttocks of a complete stranger, shortly before stealing a restaurant's television. After going back in time, he insults a cavewoman while consoling her.
- In "Bloodcorn", in an attempt to help the company "Maxi-Bites", he clogs a factory's drainage pipe, causing it to shut down. This puts its entire work force out of a job. After visiting the home of one of the ex-employees, he makes sexual advances towards his daughter, who is 14 years old. It should be noted Xavier is at least 22 years old, based on a line at the start of Pet Siouxcide.
- To be added (S1E8 and beyond).
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